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    Today's Doofus

    A 20-year-old man passing through a security checkpoint on his way into court in Wigan, England, pulled a lump of marijuana out of his pocket and asked security officers what he should do with the drug while he went into his hearing. When officers said he would have to leave it with them he agreed and even signed his name on a receipt confirming the pot was his.

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    Gotta love the crooks!!!!
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    Thats as bad as one of our DUI officers that had an arresstee try to bribe him. Idiot gave him a check for $500.00 signed it and noted in memo "Bribe". Check booked not cashed.


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    BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

    You have to respect the sheer purity of that kind of stupidity.


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    And thats why we need signs, the average citizen should be aware they are dealing with an idiot when someone like this approaches them.
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