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03-01-08, 04:31 PM #1
Man takes bullet to avoid drug test and get time off work
Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County, Wash., say a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.
When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.
The friend has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch is expected to be charged with false reporting.
Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer.
03-02-08, 12:54 AM #2
That's my city! I'm so proud!
"Dude! I totally forgot the pee-test at work! I shouldn'ta done that (insert favorite illegal recreational drug here), but I gotta great idea! Bro, shoot me in the shoulder, where I'll have a gnarly scar to show chicks, and I'll call in sick!"
It's always fun when the local idiots make the national wire services.
03-02-08, 06:19 AM #3
yup, this is one thing even I never thought of doing. Omg, I can't stop snickering about it, and how stupid is his friend? that is a good friend though, LOL, or is it?The weak serve no purpose. Doubt and fear are the great enemies of knowledge.
with that said, don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things, k?
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