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03-04-08, 04:19 PM #1
BANG, you're dead
South African Woman, 68, Scared to Death
Tuesday , March 04, 2008
A South African woman was scared to death on Monday — literally.
Nora Mazibuko, 68, was inside of a post office when a security guard's gun accidentally went off and the noise frightened her, causing her to collapse, Health24.com reports.
Mazibuko's daughter, Philisiwe Mazibuko, who was waiting outside, said her mother died immediately.
"I went inside soon after the sound and I found my mother lying down. She had stopped breathing; it happened so suddenly, I couldn't believe she was gone," she said.
The exact cause of her death had not been determined."When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!
03-04-08, 04:23 PM #2
something about this is just sickly funnyhttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
03-05-08, 01:12 AM #3Temporarily Civilianized
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Yep....my thoughts too. For some reason my mind flashed to a scene of "andy griffith" Barney's gun fires, and ole aunt be kills over.There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” -- Ernest Hemingway
03-05-08, 01:27 AM #4
Thats so wrong!YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
03-05-08, 03:11 AM #5"When a crime is committed, liberals blame society. Conservatives blame the criminal." -Debra Saunders
Old Scottish Motto- "nemo me impune laccessit". It still holds true today.
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