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    BANG, you're dead

    South African Woman, 68, Scared to Death

    Tuesday , March 04, 2008



    A South African woman was scared to death on Monday literally.
    Nora Mazibuko, 68, was inside of a post office when a security guard's gun accidentally went off and the noise frightened her, causing her to collapse, Health24.com reports.
    Mazibuko's daughter, Philisiwe Mazibuko, who was waiting outside, said her mother died immediately.
    "I went inside soon after the sound and I found my mother lying down. She had stopped breathing; it happened so suddenly, I couldn't believe she was gone," she said.
    The exact cause of her death had not been determined.
    "When I'm driving along and I see a sign that says, CAUTION: SMALL CHILDREN AHEAD,
    I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!

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    something about this is just sickly funny
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Yep....my thoughts too. For some reason my mind flashed to a scene of "andy griffith" Barney's gun fires, and ole aunt be kills over.
    There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

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    Thats so wrong!
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cross240 View Post
    Yep....my thoughts too. For some reason my mind flashed to a scene of "andy griffith" Barney's gun fires, and ole aunt be kills over.
    LOL.

    I actually thought of this:

    Doc Holliday: You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.
    "When a crime is committed, liberals blame society. Conservatives blame the criminal." -Debra Saunders

    Old Scottish Motto- "nemo me impune laccessit". It still holds true today.

 

 

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