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03-07-08, 04:26 PM #1
Drunk man took lawn mower to liquor store in a snowstorm.
Police: Drunk man took lawn mower to liquor store in a snowstorm
Associated Press - January 29, 2008 1:43 AM ET
ADRIAN, Mich. (AP) - Police in Michigan have charged a man with drunk driving, saying he downed two bottles of wine and rode off on his lawn mower to a liquor store in a snowstorm.
Adrian police stopped the man Saturday night as he rode home from the store. They say he was toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag.
He told officers his wife had taken their car to work, and that the mower was the only way he could reach the store, two miles away.
According to police, the man's blood alcohol level was 2.5 times Michigan's legal driving limit of .08%. They arrested him and seized the mower.
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03-07-08, 04:38 PM #2
What a waste of time.
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03-07-08, 04:39 PM #3
His wife is going to be pissed. I bet she likes that mower.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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03-07-08, 06:10 PM #4
He should have borrowed the neighbors mowerYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
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