Vasectomy anyone?

**213th** · 03-10-08, 11:34 AM

SPRINGFIELD, Ore. — For guys who park in front of the TV during college basketball's March Madness, the Oregon Urology Institute has a suggestion: Why not use that time to recover from a vasectomy?
"When March Madness approaches you need an excuse ... to stay at home in front of the big screen," the clinic's radio ad says. "Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. It's snip city."
Institute Administrator Terry FitzPatrick said men need two to four days to recover from the procedure — but not all take the time.
He's reserved a dozen appointment slots for March 19, the day before the first tipoffs of the NCAA Tournament, and another dozen for March 26, before the tournament's second week.
He reported filling 15 slots by Thursday afternoon and expects to fill all 24.
The sports radio station broadcasting the clinic's ads promises to send each patient a recovery kit of sports magazines, free pizza delivery and a bag of frozen peas.
Peas?
"The frozen peas are malleable enough that you can get them right in there and get the swelling down," FitzPatrick said.

**jmur5074** · 03-10-08, 04:23 PM

I'd rather watch the tournament without getting neutered.

But that's me.

**Cidp24** · 03-10-08, 04:33 PM

Sharp objects DO NOT belong in that area.

**Ender** · 03-10-08, 09:11 PM

no Vasectomies for me.

I'll just go with the tried and true method of pulling out!

**gozling** · 03-10-08, 09:16 PM

interesting advertising! lol

**MacLean** · 03-10-08, 09:41 PM

I don't watch sports, but it's a damn good marketing idea.

I've been thinking about getting it done.

**Resident Smart Ass** · 03-10-08, 09:44 PM

Sorry love sports but can't get into college basketball

**Pudge** · 03-10-08, 09:54 PM

Nah, I'll pass. Wifey blew up the ole runway right after she had the baby.

**armsmaster270** · 03-10-08, 09:54 PM

I got cut many years ago and never regretted it.

**Resident Smart Ass** · 03-10-08, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by armsmaster270

I got cut many years ago and never regretted it.

you sir are a brave man!

**Ender** · 03-10-08, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by Pudge113

Nah, I'll pass. Wifey blew up the ole runway right after she had the baby.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but please explain that one

**Ender** · 03-10-08, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by armsmaster270

I got cut many years ago and never regretted it.

I got cut about 28 years or so ago, and appreciate the more aerodynamic ride.

But I don't think I'd ever get a vasectomy...

**Buttercup** · 03-10-08, 10:14 PM

My cousin had it done, then he and his wife divorced, he got remarried, and he had it undone. The result of his efforts will be a year old in June.

**Pudge** · 03-10-08, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by Ender

I'm almost afraid to ask, but please explain that one

Had the tubes done. lol

**Ender** · 03-10-08, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by Pudge113

Had the tubes done. lol

I was scared it was something else

**keith720** · 03-11-08, 12:03 AM

I was neutered a few years back. (Not that it matters now!)

**Just KC** · 03-11-08, 01:16 AM

My husband had it done 3yrs ago. He drove himself there, had it done, then drove home. Sat on bag of peas for 2 days and then back to work. He said it was no biggie. Was the LEAST he could do after I had two back to back c-sections lol

**K9brando** · 03-11-08, 01:19 AM

done it also about 7 years ago. no regrets here!!!!

**PapaBear** · 03-12-08, 08:38 AM

Speaking of Vasectomies:

Redneck Vasectomy
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough little hillbillies, as they could not afford a larger bed. The husband went to his veterinarian (of course) and told him that he and his cousin-wife didn't want to have any more children and asked what could be done.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was expensive. "A less costly alternative is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can and holding it next to my ear and counting to 10 is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can to his ear and began to count...

"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.