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    Roaming Gnome

    A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night, The Sun reports.
    The little person — who wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk — was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.
    Teenager Jose Alvarez — who filmed the gnome — yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.
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    He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning. I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking. Suddenly we heard something — a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones."
    "We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

    Alvarez added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.
    He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out — just like everyone else in the neighborhood now."
    "One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital,” Alvarez said.


    I think this is really funny!!! oh those games little folks play on us big folks!
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    That is funny, goz

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    Travelocity must be working on some good travel deals in South America.
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    Ah, it's not a gnome at all - it's probably just Lazy Fed.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Ah, it's not a gnome at all - it's probably just Lazy Fed.
    makes me wonder...
    who is our shortest member and what were
    THEY doing that night?
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    makes me wonder...
    who is our shortest member and what were
    THEY doing that night?
    Haha!




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