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    Crappy way to die

    Wis. man drowns trying to fix septic tank

    Associated Press
    Article Last Updated: 03/18/2008 06:52:31 AM CDT

    LAKE HALLIE, Wis. A man trying to do maintenance on a septic tank behind his home apparently slipped, fell head first into the opening and died from cold water drowning, the coroner said.
    The accident happened about noon Monday at the man's home in the village of Lake Hallie, said Chippewa County Coroner Kay Gerrits. A plumbing snake a device used to remove clogs in pipes was found near the tank.
    The 82-year-old man's wife saw him fall into the tank opening.
    "When she ran outside, he had sunk in deeper," Gerrits said.
    Gerrits pronounced the man dead after he was taken to a hospital.
    The man's name was withheld pending notification of relatives.
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    omg that is awful

    wonder if he had a cup with him?
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    You people are fucked up.

    The Poor old man, trying to save a buck by fixing a problem himself, and this is what he gets.

    Unfucking real
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    omg that is awful

    wonder if he had a cup with him?
    That was sooooo wrong.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Firing_Pin View Post
    That was sooooo wrong.



    i know..
    on so many levels

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    The literal term for shit head.
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    On I-55 near Canton MS there is a very pretty but odd looking lake. It's very symetrical and lined with plastic, also has what appears to be a fountain in the middle. Two drunks, not from the area, pulled over near it one night and went swimming, one drowned. What they did not know was that this is the sewage lagoon for the City of Canton. The survivor, last I heard, was covered with sores from some kind of infection received from the water.
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