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    Phoenix man causing quite a stir after drawing a large male sex organ on his roof

    An obscene drawing on the roof of a house caused quite a stir in a north Phoenix neighborhood. Some neighbors found it funny, others were offended.

    The homeowner, Ryan Walker, said his band members painted a large male sex organ on his roof during his bachelor party. He said he just found out about it now, six months later. "I think it's hilarious," said Walker. "If you woke up and the news is at your house, and you had a giant penis on your roof what would you think?"

    Neighbors on his street in north Phoenix also said they had no idea it was there, and were shocked to hear about it. "That was a little eye opener," said Darnell Whitfield. "It was like a hit of coffee or something in the face. A penis on the roof. I was like huh? Are you serious?"

    Some neighbors were offended, saying it was derogatory and they couldn't believe anybody would do that. Walker's next door neighbor said she doesn't mind as long as it's on the roof. Walker said America needs a story like this right now. "With the economy, with the Bear Stearns thing happening today why not a giant penis on the roof?" said Walker.

    The City of Phoenix said the issue would be taken up by the Neighborhood Services Department only if someone were to make a complaint. In that case they said they would handle it like graffiti and ask the homeowner to remove it. Walker said he will probably paint over it anyway, because he's a neighborly kind of guy.



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    how is it derogatory?
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    that is funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    how is it derogatory?
    It is derogatory to the neighbor with the small penis who feels insecure now.

    It is derogatory to the man hating lesbian neighbor because it represents everything she hates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ender View Post
    It is derogatory to the neighbor with the small penis who feels insecure now.


    it sounds like you are speaking from expirience?
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    it sounds like you are speaking from expirience?
    It was a sad, sad day in the Ender household, when he looked out his window...
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    aww well now dont i just feel like an ass

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    not really
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

 

 

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