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    You all need to look at this guy



    CUMMING, Ga. --
    A Forsyth County man ran over and killed his girlfriend with a half-ton truck, according to police.Mark Jones, 42, of Cumming is accused of hitting Chrissy Newton, 34, on Shiloh Rd. Sunday after an argument. She died Wednesday of her injuries.Police arrested Jones on DUI charges on Sunday, but now he could be facing more serious charges.He was released from the Forsyth County detention center Sunday after posting a $1,375 bond, a jail spokeswoman said.

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    You're welcome! And yes, he has those crazy eyes.

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    That sumbitch is eyeballing someone standing behind him.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    Looks like he ran over his own head a few times

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    I thought Marty Feldman died.
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    SOB should have felt grateful to even HAVE a girlfriend. I mean, damn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    That sumbitch is eyeballing someone standing behind him.

    dlefdal said:
    Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?

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    We've all heard of Asian-Americans, African-Americans, and Hispanic-Americans... well, this guy is what is called Uglo-American.

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    Do you think his defense will be that he misjudged how much space he had between the truck and his wife, Shit with eyes like that, it must throw off your ability to judge space by say 40-50 feet
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    Does he have a hump?
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    Does he have a hump?
    Frau Blucher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    SOB should have felt grateful to even HAVE a girlfriend. I mean, damn.
    Blind chicks need loving too!
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firing_Pin View Post
    Blind chicks need loving too!
    But damn, even if she was, the first pass over his face with her hands and she would have encountered popeye.
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    I had a math teacher in high school with eyes like that. Made it damn hard to cheat. She could see students across the room at the same time!
    I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.

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    My captain has eyes almost that bad, and he will deliberatly keep changing which eye he's looking at you with just to mess with you. Specially if you're new.
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    They must have been on their way to be stage guests on Jerry Springer.
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    That is one ugly MO-FO he has to be his own grandpa!
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    That's not a eye, it's a 360 degree dome camera...I can only imagine what the girlfriend looked like to be going out with that
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    You know how people say, "Quick! Look over there!" so they can run away while you turn your head to look?.... yeah that guy isn't getting fooled by that.

 

 
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