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03-29-08, 09:48 AM #1
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Man arrested for having sex with his picnic table. Added bonus: He videotapes the acts
BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.
The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.
The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.
Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.
Police say Price lives near an elementary school.
Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.
He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.
Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.
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03-29-08, 11:54 AM #2
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I didn't know that having sex with a consenting table was illegal.
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03-29-08, 11:57 AM #3
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03-29-08, 12:59 PM #4
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I bet the umbrella was PISSED.
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03-29-08, 01:01 PM #5
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LMAO. WOW!!! How bout that.
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03-29-08, 03:53 PM #6
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That wasn't bird poop on the table............
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03-29-08, 04:51 PM #7
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Was it leftover mayonnaise?
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03-29-08, 05:15 PM #8
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Why was this a crime? Did someone see him, or just see the tapes?
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03-29-08, 11:15 PM #9
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Maybe the crime was indecent exposure?
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03-30-08, 01:42 AM #10
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Yeah, I gave up picnic tables after the chafing got to me. Originally Posted by Just KC
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03-30-08, 04:57 AM #11
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03-30-08, 05:46 AM #12
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I was just thinkin' about slivers! (You ever get one in your finger tip!?)
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03-30-08, 06:00 AM #13
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03-30-08, 08:03 AM #14
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Hasn't it been cold and snowy in Ohio between January and March? And it was a metal table?
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03-30-08, 10:46 AM #15
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The picnic table is on his deck, I'm guessing someone saw him, through the yards or whatever.... Originally Posted by maclean
Otherwise, I'd have a hard time charging the guy with a crime if someone only watched one of the DVD's under their own free will.No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
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