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    Man arrested for having sex with his picnic table. Added bonus: He videotapes the acts

    BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

    The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

    The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

    Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

    Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

    Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

    He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

    Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

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    I didn't know that having sex with a consenting table was illegal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

    The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

    The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

    Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

    Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

    Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

    He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

    Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.
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    That wasn't bird poop on the table............
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    Why was this a crime? Did someone see him, or just see the tapes?
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    Maybe the crime was indecent exposure?
    What a fruitloop though! Hell, would think the couch would be more forgiving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just KC View Post
    Maybe the crime was indecent exposure?
    What a fruitloop though! Hell, would think the couch would be more forgiving.
    Yeah, I gave up picnic tables after the chafing got to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    I was just thinkin' about slivers! (You ever get one in your finger tip!?)

    Ya know, I could have gone all day without that thought.
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    Hasn't it been cold and snowy in Ohio between January and March? And it was a metal table?




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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Why was this a crime? Did someone see him, or just see the tapes?
    The picnic table is on his deck, I'm guessing someone saw him, through the yards or whatever....


    Otherwise, I'd have a hard time charging the guy with a crime if someone only watched one of the DVD's under their own free will.
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