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03-29-08, 09:48 AM #1
Man arrested for having sex with his picnic table. Added bonus: He videotapes the acts
BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.
The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.
The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.
Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.
Police say Price lives near an elementary school.
Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.
He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.
Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.
03-29-08, 11:54 AM #2
I didn't know that having sex with a consenting table was illegal.
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03-29-08, 12:59 PM #4
I bet the umbrella was PISSED.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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03-29-08, 01:01 PM #5
LMAO. WOW!!! How bout that.May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.
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03-29-08, 04:51 PM #7
Was it leftover mayonnaise?He who has the money, signs the cheques.
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He who has the power, has the money.
03-29-08, 05:15 PM #8
Why was this a crime? Did someone see him, or just see the tapes?I'm your huckleberry...
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03-29-08, 11:15 PM #9
Maybe the crime was indecent exposure?
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03-30-08, 04:57 AM #11
Gives new meaning to the term: "Getting wood."Are you a 3%er? If you aren't, you should be.
03-30-08, 05:46 AM #12
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03-30-08, 08:03 AM #14
Hasn't it been cold and snowy in Ohio between January and March? And it was a metal table?
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