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    Masseuses told to padlock their skirts or trousers to avoid being mistaken for prostitutes in Indonesia

    Massage parlors in an Indonesian town are asking their female workers to padlock their skirts and pants to make it clear they're offering only massages, not sex.

    The move has been protested by the women's affairs minister of Indonesia, where massage parlors are often a front for prostitution. She said the padlocks insult women "as if they are the ones in the wrong."

    At least one parlor in a tourist town on Java island has required its masseuses to padlock their skirts or trousers to make it clear the establishment does not tolerate prostitution.

    Others in the town started following suit after local officials met with massage parlor owners and suggested it's a good idea.

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    TV footage and photos have shown several masseuses with small padlocks in their zippers.

    updated 12:15 p.m. ET, Thurs., April. 10, 2008
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    ummmm how do you padlock a skirt???
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    ummmm how do you padlock a skirt???
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    ummm
    the other thought i just came up with was....

    don't things usually end with a 'rub down' anyway?
    so technically just because they are blocking off the pussy
    doesn't mean much of anything really
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    Found blackberry riots and
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    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
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