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    Things that make ya go.......................DUHHH HH

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    FORT WORTH, Texas — Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company.
    The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious — perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off.
    Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge. He was released after posting $3,750 bail.
    Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business. But bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the check.
    In addition to the forgery count, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana. Officers reported finding less than two ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets.
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    How many counts of stupid can one person be charged with during the same incident?

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    What a numb nuts. Can U say Duhhhh


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    I cashed one almost that big once.

    But of COURSE, I had enough in my checking account to cover it.


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    What do you mean its no good??? She still has checks in her checkbook.....it must be good!! Dude check again...
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    Yeah, but if he'd gotten away with it, he coulda bought most of Fort Worth

    How'd he get that many zeros on a personal check? My checks don't even have room.

    LOL, dumbass wasn't even smart enough to print a clean amount to avoid additional scrutiny - it looks like he changed the second digit, and the first digit could be a 3 or a 5, so I'm shocked he had any marijuana left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
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    Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge. He was released after posting $3,750 bail.
    Ironically, his bail was set at $3.75. This is just proof that he ain't too good with zeros.
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    This is living proof that even in a recession the stupid will provide us with job security.
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    Okay, I want to be rich and all some day but I dont need 360 billion, shit give me 1 million and I am good
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Okay, I want to be rich and all some day but I dont need 360 billion, shit give me 1 million and I am good
    Now that's what I'm talkin' bout! Who needs to be greedy?
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    Of course, a judge with a good sense of humor would have set his bond at $36,000,000-10%.
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    FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) - Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company. The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious. Perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off. He was arrested on a forgery charge and released after posting $3,750 bail. Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business. But the woman told the bank she did not give Fuller permission to take or cash the check.
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    CHECK FOR BILLIONS
    FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) - Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company. The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious. Perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off. You think? He was arrested on a forgery charge and released after posting $3,750 bail. Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business. But the woman told the bank she did not give Fuller permission to take or cash the check.
    The stupidity of many of the people that you LEO's have to deal with never ceases to amaze me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    The stupidity of many of the people that you LEO's have to deal with never ceases to amaze me.

    And the biggest problem is ---> Ya can't fix stupid!!!
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    You sure can't. All you LEO's can do is arrest them, put them in jail and hope that they stay there. Especially in California.


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    I wonder if he posted his bail with a check???
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