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    TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico (AP) -- A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.
    The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.
    Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.
    "Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed," Gomez said - "no matter who they are."

    LONDON (AP) -- A judge has reprimanded a British pensioner who plagued his neighbors by repeatedly playing Bruce Springteen's hit "Born in the U.S.A." at high volume in the early hours.
    John Norman, a 61-year-old, was on Tuesday given a three week anti-social behavior order, or ASBO, after residents living close to his home complained.
    Prosecutors told a court in Mansfield in northern England that officials received more than 100 complaints. Neighbors said Norman blasted out the Springsteen hit on repeat night after night.
    Norman's ASBO, a punishment designed for troublesome youths, bans him from playing loud music for three weeks. The court can also impose a further ban and he can be jailed if he doesn't comply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bayern View Post
    A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery...
    I thought at first glance this article was talking about that donkey I saw in that one show once in Tijuana. Everybody associated with that affair deserved some time in the pokey.

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