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05-29-08, 01:32 AM #1
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Why not to hire a nude maid while your wife is out of town.
Nude maid accused of really cleaning up
TAMPA, Fla. - A nude maid is accused of really cleaning up at a Florida man's home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said a 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his Tampa home.
Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.
When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.
Police are investigating.
Well DUH!
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05-29-08, 01:48 AM #2
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Who'd a thunk???
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Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
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05-29-08, 01:52 AM #3
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That sucks to explain. The whole "I had the house cleaned, so you wouldn't have to" argument goes out the window when the wife finds out who cleaned it.
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05-29-08, 01:56 AM #4
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yup, would love to be a fly on the wall for that conversation
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Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
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05-29-08, 02:05 AM #5
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I would like to be there for the cleaning
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05-29-08, 02:06 AM #6
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Originally Posted by op246
I would like to be there for the cleaning
lol, I'm not even gonna go there!
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
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05-29-08, 02:10 AM #7
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Funny, I was thinking he's going to fit in just fine here. Originally Posted by mack
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05-29-08, 02:27 AM #8
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To each his own man. Don't ask, Don't tell Originally Posted by mack
Just messing with ya
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05-29-08, 03:26 AM #9
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I wonder where the maid concealed the jewelry...
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05-29-08, 04:29 AM #10
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Good catch Rhino. One would wonder......
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05-29-08, 06:58 AM #11
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My thoughts exactly. Originally Posted by Rhino
I bet he said something to his wife like - But hon, she said she was a pro...Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
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05-29-08, 07:42 AM #12
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Originally Posted by Rhino
c'mon...you serious? she hid them in the bush outside the house
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05-29-08, 07:57 AM #13
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I cant imagine him leaving her alone in the bedroom
.......Mav woulda had to "supervise" her work in great detail.....I can hear him now..."hun, you missed a spot...there...on the floor...Oh, ..you may have to bend over more to reach it"
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05-29-08, 08:07 AM #14
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. . . even if she looked like this? Originally Posted by op246
I would like to be there for the cleaning
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05-29-08, 08:17 AM #15
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She knows me to well I fear. Originally Posted by dapples
I cant imagine him leaving her alone in the bedroom.......Mav woulda had to "supervise" her work in great detail.....I can hear him now..."hun, you missed a spot...there...on the floor...Oh, ..you may have to bend over more to reach it"
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05-29-08, 09:33 AM #16
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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more like the bush inside the house Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
c'mon...you serious? she hid them in the bush outside the house
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
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05-29-08, 09:55 AM #17
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Originally Posted by Ducky
Funny, I was thinking he's going to fit in just fine here.
Yes. Yes he is.
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05-29-08, 10:41 AM #18
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who keeps a bush inside the house Originally Posted by gozling
more like the bush inside the house
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05-29-08, 10:56 AM #19
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most women.. but some are trimmed more than others Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
who keeps a bush inside the house
it's a girl thing
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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05-29-08, 11:38 AM #20
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There's nothing like a well manicured bush. So much easier to inspect the crime scene.
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