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    Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'

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    An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports.
    Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia.
    It was not clear how the man's situation arose.
    Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.
    Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.
    A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.
    The man was in a satisfactory condition.
    It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.
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    Now that person is the epitome of a TARD!!!


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    Wonder if they tried putting his bits in ice for a moment... should have allowed the washers to fall right off.
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    What a dum fuck
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    This is what happens when people turn to the Internet for their information. A guy completely clueless about Golf, but interested in the sport, decided he needed his very own ball washer to be a golfer...
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    Hahahahahahahaha!!!! now that was funny...i dont care who you are!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

    I don't even want to know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    I don't even want to know.
    Bolt cutters?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    I don't even want to know.
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    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

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    He had a wienie washer.
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    hear tell they were 1/4 inch washers


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    Um. Ok.
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