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    Talking Naked Man Rescued from Porta-Potty!

    http://www.asylum.com/2008/06/09/nak...367x1200411489

    There is video in the link too.......i was cracking up!!!

    Naked Man Rescued from Porta-Potty


    Rescue crews in Pennsylvania had to cut apart a portable potty to save a naked, drunk man who had somehow lodged himself inside the "holding tank."

    According to authorities, the 31-year-old man got drunk, removed his clothes, got stuck inside the "potty," then called 911 on his cell phone. He was charged with public drunkenness and violating the health code.

    While we appreciate this story, we are left with many, many questions: Isn't getting stuck inside the bottom of a porta-potty punishment enough? How did this man manage to cram himself naked into the holding tank but hang on to his cell phone? Did he go headfirst on purpose or was the seat up so that he accidentally fell in? Why couldn't he crawl back out?
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    I was on another website where a cop talked about going to a call involving someone who did this on purpose. Some kind of crap fetish where they get off on watching people taking a dump. Did the phone have a camera on it?

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    ICK!!!!
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    Saw a case like this in a homicide training class (a long time ago). Suspect found facedown in the doo-doo in a women's portable toilet in a Forest Service Campground somewhere in US. Some poor on-duty participant had to go down and attach a rope so they could pull him out.

    There was blood on the sharp upper edge stainless steel sheet metal collar attaching the seat to the holding tank, and lacerations on dead guy's hands. He used a rope to get in, attached to the vent pipe, but it apparently cut when he tried to get out. and cut his hands trying to grab the rim. The cause of death was suffocation, methane displacing O2 in the fermenting doo-doo. As I recall, his motives were determined to be kinky.

    I do not recall if this case was shown right after lunch.
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    I wonder if this happened at an Obama rally.


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    Hmm he surely got himself into some shit being sooo drunk
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    Quote Originally Posted by sgtbear111 View Post
    Saw a case like this in a homicide training class (a long time ago). Suspect found facedown in the doo-doo in a women's portable toilet in a Forest Service Campground somewhere in US. Some poor on-duty participant had to go down and attach a rope so they could pull him out.

    There was blood on the sharp upper edge stainless steel sheet metal collar attaching the seat to the holding tank, and lacerations on dead guy's hands. He used a rope to get in, attached to the vent pipe, but it apparently cut when he tried to get out. and cut his hands trying to grab the rim. The cause of death was suffocation, methane displacing O2 in the fermenting doo-doo. As I recall, his motives were determined to be kinky.

    I do not recall if this case was shown right after lunch.
    geesh that sounds like a clip out of Saw5 or something!! eiiwww
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    If you watch the video, watch how the Police Chief and the Deputy Fire Chief are on the verge of laughing. I don't think I would do as good a job at it as they are

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    Sounds like he is in deep shit.
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