O......K......here's a new one..

**Pudge** · 06-23-08, 01:02 PM

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/15741415/detail.html

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- A Huron County man admitted to having sex with a picnic table more than once this year near a school, NewsChannel5 reported.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, will spend six months in jail after police said he was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Price pleaded no contest to public indecency charges.

Police said a neighbor secretly taped Price in the act four different times this year.

Police said the incidents were all out in the open on Price's deck and within eyesight of Ridge Elementary School and its playground.

**adroitcuffs** · 06-23-08, 01:41 PM

Gives new meaning to the saying, "morning wood"!!

**Cidp24** · 06-23-08, 01:43 PM

Now that he is in jail, y'all think he will be "mourning wood"?

(Ba dump bump)

**MacLean** · 06-23-08, 02:04 PM

One word.

Splinters.

**Pudge** · 06-23-08, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by maclean

One word.

Splinters.

That's probably how he was able to pull it off......ohhhh WAIT, you meant FROM the wood, not the size of his manhood.

**armsmaster270** · 06-23-08, 02:27 PM

I just gotta see the evidence. Can we show it on Cops?

**gozling** · 06-23-08, 04:17 PM

omg
oww oww owww

**Dustoff262** · 06-23-08, 04:29 PM

Sick Bastard. Hope he finds a broom to fall in love with.

**2 Blue 4 U** · 06-23-08, 04:32 PM

Must of been a nice looking picnic table

**deputysykes** · 06-23-08, 06:22 PM

Was that dude humpin the hole for the umbrella. The girth of that thing is, well

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**Bob Loblaw** · 06-23-08, 06:34 PM

The suspect had this to say for himself:

Originally Posted by Terminator

All of you stand in judgement of me...but I've said it once and I'll say it again. That picnic table and I share the kind of love that you only read about in books. We connected on more than a physical level. You could say that our souls became intertwined...two separate beings became one throbing, pulsating, sweating being that gave off the bright light that only pure love can emit. And it was super hot.

**10-42Adam** · 06-24-08, 04:40 AM

Originally Posted by adroitcuffs

Gives new meaning to the saying, "morning wood"!!

LOL

**keith720** · 06-24-08, 04:43 AM

I'll bet the little Birch asked for it!!!

**mack** · 06-24-08, 05:11 AM

Ya know just when you think you've seen and heard it all, BAM something new comes up!!!

**Jennbeth72** · 06-24-08, 11:27 AM

I was just wondering if the picnic table testified ?...

**k-9max** · 06-24-08, 11:46 AM

Thats some funny shit.

**keith720** · 06-24-08, 12:56 PM

I heard on the news today that it was a metal picnic table and that he was tapping it in the plastic bushing that held the umbrella.

**Ducky** · 06-24-08, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by keith720

I heard on the news today that it was a metal picnic table and that he was tapping it in the plastic bushing that held the umbrella.

Which leads you to wonder.. will the umbrella be filling for divorce?

**Jennbeth72** · 06-24-08, 02:05 PM

ummm errrr ewwwww....I am at a loss for words which is not common for me....but ummm why on gods green earth would he stick his weenie in a metal hole...does he have arthritis?...what the hell was wrong with his hand...or maybe his wife? HEY I GOT IT...maybe she is cold as steel to him so he decided whats the difference!...Just a thought...LOL