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    Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce

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    Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
    July 3, 2008 - 7:44AM

    APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

    "He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

    This happened in Wisconsin.

    The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds.

    The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.

    He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.

    The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

    He now faces burglary charges.
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    It only works if you use a honey-based sauce, extra spicey.
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    Just goes to show you...it doesnt pay to get sauced in public

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    In Wisconsin , the appropriate camouflage would have been cheese sauce. Known your environment, Weenie Head.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    In Wisconsin , the appropriate camouflage would have been cheese sauce. Known your environment, Weenie Head.
    Now, if he covered himself in sauerkraut - he could have passed himself off as a bratwurst!
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    File that under Strange But True.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    Now, if he covered himself in sauerkraut - he could have passed himself off as a bratwurst!
    Hot PDawg, that was a good one and the Man won't let me rep. you.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

    Renniger-Richards-Griswold-Owens

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Hot PDawg, that was a good one and the Man won't let me rep. you.
    I got her for you.


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    One thing comes to mind....


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w
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    Wow he must have been sauced out of his mind
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    Just be glad it wasn't Tomato Sauce. Apple Sauce?


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    What's Cooking?

    I wonder what BBQ grill he planned on going to or on to!!

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    Coming to a Barbecue near you. A sauce covered burglar.


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    Everyone knows that only works in Memphis, Kansas City or Austin.
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    When I first saw the title, I was afraid it was going to be a corpse dressed for the grill. I'm glad it wasn't QUITE as bad as that.
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    Good thing he wasn't in Texas. They would have shot him then grilled him.


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    I wonder, Keith 720 where were you on July 3, 2008? Why was your credit card charged at the grocery store for 50 bottles of BBQ sauce? Hmmmmmm?????

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    Good thing that wasn't here and it wasn't Zatarains. There may have been no arrest, no body and no evidence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    Good thing that wasn't here and it wasn't Zatarains. There may have been no arrest, no body and no evidence.

    Or Tabasco.




 

 
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