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07-04-08, 01:23 PM #1
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Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
http://www.wwmt.com/news/sauce_13508...t_covered.html
Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
July 3, 2008 - 7:44AM
APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.
"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.
This happened in Wisconsin.
The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds.
The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.
He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.
The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.
He now faces burglary charges.That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
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07-04-08, 01:33 PM #2
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It only works if you use a honey-based sauce, extra spicey.
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07-04-08, 01:42 PM #3
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Just goes to show you...it doesnt pay to get sauced in public
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07-04-08, 01:55 PM #4
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In Wisconsin , the appropriate camouflage would have been cheese sauce. Known your environment, Weenie Head.
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07-04-08, 02:27 PM #5
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Now, if he covered himself in sauerkraut - he could have passed himself off as a bratwurst!
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07-04-08, 03:01 PM #6
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File that under Strange But True.
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07-04-08, 04:31 PM #7
Reed and Malloy were my FTOs
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Hot PDawg, that was a good one and the Man won't let me rep. you. Originally Posted by PDawg
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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07-04-08, 04:39 PM #8
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I got her for you. Originally Posted by Captain America
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07-05-08, 09:14 AM #9
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07-05-08, 09:18 AM #10
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One thing comes to mind....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_wNo one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
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07-05-08, 10:19 AM #11
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Wow he must have been sauced out of his mind
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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07-05-08, 10:35 AM #12
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Just be glad it wasn't Tomato Sauce. Apple Sauce?
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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07-05-08, 10:51 AM #13
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What's Cooking?
I wonder what BBQ grill he planned on going to or on to!!
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07-05-08, 11:00 AM #14
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Coming to a Barbecue near you. A sauce covered burglar.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
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07-05-08, 11:45 AM #15
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Everyone knows that only works in Memphis, Kansas City or Austin.
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Canada, huh? Almost made it...
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07-05-08, 12:18 PM #16
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When I first saw the title, I was afraid it was going to be a corpse dressed for the grill. I'm glad it wasn't QUITE as bad as that.
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07-05-08, 02:36 PM #17
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Good thing he wasn't in Texas. They would have shot him then grilled him.
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07-05-08, 03:43 PM #18
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I wonder, Keith 720 where were you on July 3, 2008? Why was your credit card charged at the grocery store for 50 bottles of BBQ sauce? Hmmmmmm?????
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07-06-08, 12:35 AM #19
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Good thing that wasn't here and it wasn't Zatarains. There may have been no arrest, no body and no evidence.
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07-08-08, 10:02 AM #20
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Originally Posted by lewisipso
Or Tabasco.
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