Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

**Lazy Fed** · 03-02-06, 06:02 AM

Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
Man Previously Convicted Of Rape

UPDATED: 10:04 am EST February 27, 2006

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.

WTF is wrong with people!!!

**Virginian** · 03-02-06, 09:11 AM

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

**cntryboy0531** · 03-02-06, 09:53 AM

That's disgusting.

**TXCharlie** · 03-02-06, 12:10 PM

I've heard about that sorta thing before - I read something once about a web site that bought & sold urine, blood, and other bodily fluids and solids for consumption (and other uses that I don't even want to think about)

That's F'd up - How do you even arrest & disinfect those people? It's probably oozing out their pores. Take them by a barnyard & throw them in a vat of cow dip or something.
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**cntryboy0531** · 03-02-06, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by TXCharlie

That's F'd up - How do you even arrest & disinfect those people? It's probably oozing out their pores. Take them by a barnyard & throw them in a vat of cow dip or something.
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I say you just drag them out into the street and shoot them. I hate people that prey on kids. I had the pleasure of throwing one in jail this week.

**26Trainer** · 03-02-06, 03:33 PM

That is one sick dude

!!! A piss drinker....man my stomach hurts just thinking about that sicko drinking piss.

**MisterK** · 03-02-06, 03:40 PM

I found a picture of the urinal. I guess they should have seen it coming.

**tapout** · 03-02-06, 03:42 PM

whats the big deal? cant a guy just drink a little boy's urine in peace...lol...ugh, how fucking terrible.

**Virginian** · 03-02-06, 03:47 PM

What a freak. Everyone knows elderly men have the best urine, aged to perfection.

**MissConduct** · 03-02-06, 04:45 PM

OMG!!! I can't stop dry heaving....That is beyond sick! This guy has serious mental disorders....Even animals don't even drink their own urine!!!!

FishTail · 03-02-06, 04:52 PM

That's...umm...yeah...

michiganstud · 03-02-06, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by fscf3801

WTF is wrong with people!!!

Could be worse...........he could want to drink it straight from the tap!

**cntryboy0531** · 03-02-06, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by MissConduct

OMG!!! I can't stop dry heaving....That is beyond sick! This guy has serious mental disorders....Even animals don't even drink their own urine!!!!

No, they just use their own tounges for toilet paper.

**PACMAN** · 03-03-06, 09:07 PM

just kill him now and and save the state money...this one cannot be rehabed...

Cris1102 · 03-04-06, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by cntryboy0531

I say you just drag them out into the street and shoot them.

**TXCharlie** · 03-04-06, 12:52 AM

I was gonna say make them clean all the public restrooms in the city with their tongue - but never mind, they may enjoy that.

I got that from a Wierd Al song I heard on the Doctor Demento show once - Normally nothing good can come from the advice of Wierd Al, but in this case his advice may make sense in terms of punishment for this guy:

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches,
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue,
Than spend one more minute with you.

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue.
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades,
Than spend one more minute with you....

Well, I heard that you're leavin',
Gonna leave me far behind,
'Cause you found a brand new lover,
You decided that I'm not your kind,

So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex,
And I tore all your pictures in two,
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
Just because it reminds me of you.

That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin'.
I'm glad that you found somebody new,
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
Than spend one more minute with you.

I guess I might seem kinda bitter.
You got me feelin' down in the dumps.
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love,
And I have to use the self-service pumps!

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase.
You ain't gonna break my heart in two.
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face,
Than spend one more minute with you.

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork,
Than watch you going out with other men.
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
Again and again and again and again and again.

Aw, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'.

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches,
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with
my tongue,
Than spend one more minute with you.

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue.
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor
blades,
Than spend one more minute with you.

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die...
Than spend one more minute with you.