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    Monster Washes Up on Beach

    http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monst...ore-in-montauk



    No, Lizzie Grubman's still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage.
    My guess is it's a turtle without a shell or some kind of viral marketing prank. Still looks freaky!
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    I can live with the turtle angle.


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    Probably a turtle but I didn't know they had teeth.

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    Looks kinda like this guy in the jail

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    Does MonsterMash know anything about this?

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    I don't know WTF it is, but it ain't a turtle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    It's my mom

    Lazy Fed

    That's just wrong .
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    I was going to say RSA'S mom, but it doesn't look asian
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    It's my mom
    Cant be, when I tapped her last week, I dont remember her being that ugly
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Fed View Post
    I was going to say RSA'S mom, but it doesn't look asian
    That is so wrong.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Cant be, when I tapped her last week, I dont remember her being that ugly
    That's cause you were hammered and btw I got your wallet
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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    Looks like a sea turtle, sans shell...
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    Now that you mention it, it could be my mother in law...

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    Turtles aren't like the ones in Bugs Bunny cartoons. They don't form a complete animal outside the shell. If it was a turtle w/o a shell, you'd be looking at their insides.

    The viral marketing angle sounds more plausable.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

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    The head looks just like a snapping turtle i use to have.

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    Rhino is right though a turtle can not live with out its shell it is fussed with the rest of there body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Cant be, when I tapped her last week, I dont remember her being that ugly
    So in others Lazy Fed's gonna have a sibling in about nine months
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    My vote is for the turtle theory...
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    Turtles' shells' contain their spinal cord don't they? That is one big freak of a turtle!
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