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07-30-08, 02:22 PM #1
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Monster Washes Up on Beach
http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monst...ore-in-montauk
My guess is it's a turtle without a shell or some kind of viral marketing prank. Still looks freaky!No, Lizzie Grubman's still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps. Click thru for larger dino-damage.That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
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07-30-08, 03:01 PM #2
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I can live with the turtle angle.
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07-30-08, 03:10 PM #3
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Probably a turtle but I didn't know they had teeth.
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07-30-08, 03:57 PM #4
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Looks kinda like this guy in the jail
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07-30-08, 07:48 PM #5
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Does MonsterMash know anything about this?
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07-30-08, 08:28 PM #6
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I don't know WTF it is, but it ain't a turtle.
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07-30-08, 08:45 PM #7
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It's my mom
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07-30-08, 08:47 PM #8
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Originally Posted by Lazy Fed
It's my mom
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That's just wrong .JamesDept of the Army Civilian Police"Loyalty above all else, except Honor"Never forget those who fell on 9/11/01S&W beats 4 Aces every time
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07-30-08, 08:49 PM #9
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I was going to say RSA'S mom, but it doesn't look asian
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Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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07-30-08, 08:53 PM #10
Please dont check the trunk...
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Cant be, when I tapped her last week, I dont remember her being that ugly Originally Posted by Lazy Fed
It's my momSomebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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07-30-08, 09:02 PM #11
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That is so wrong. Originally Posted by Lazy Fed
I was going to say RSA'S mom, but it doesn't look asian
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That's cause you were hammered and btw I got your wallet Originally Posted by Shoestring
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07-30-08, 09:11 PM #13
Visualize whirled peas!!
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Looks like a sea turtle, sans shell...
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07-30-08, 09:23 PM #14
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Now that you mention it, it could be my mother in law...
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07-31-08, 01:41 AM #15
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Turtles aren't like the ones in Bugs Bunny cartoons. They don't form a complete animal outside the shell. If it was a turtle w/o a shell, you'd be looking at their insides.
The viral marketing angle sounds more plausable."If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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07-31-08, 02:55 AM #16
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The head looks just like a snapping turtle i use to have.
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07-31-08, 03:01 AM #17
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Rhino is right though a turtle can not live with out its shell it is fussed with the rest of there body.
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07-31-08, 03:57 AM #18
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So in others Lazy Fed's gonna have a sibling in about nine months Originally Posted by Shoestring
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07-31-08, 01:33 PM #19
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My vote is for the turtle theory...
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07-31-08, 01:47 PM #20
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Turtles' shells' contain their spinal cord don't they? That is one big freak of a turtle!
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