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    Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

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    Tuesday, August 12th 2008, 10:38 AM
    AP Undated images made from surveillance video provided by the Longmont Police Dept. show a man claiming to be a police detective trying to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos.


    LONGMONT, Colo. - A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.
    He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.
    Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.
    "It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that," Lewis said.
    The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him.

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    I'm guessing Ender
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    I'm voting Bob Loblaw, since his sex dreams aren't working too well!
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    EARTH TO DUMBASS........THE INTERNET GIVES FREE PORN 24-7 TO ANY OLD PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.

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    Maybe he can't afford a computer or internet fees. Still a dumb ass though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by deputysykes View Post
    EARTH TO DUMBASS........THE INTERNET GIVES FREE PORN 24-7 TO ANY OLD PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Seriously...like demanding air to breathe or something. What a scientist.
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    Suspect got picked up earlier today.
    What if the Hokey Pokey is what it really is all about?





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    Good to hear Code6


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    Quote Originally Posted by Code6 View Post
    Suspect got picked up earlier today.
    Did he make a {really unintelligent} statement?
    I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.

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    Was he sticky?? Ewww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Growler View Post
    Was he sticky?? Ewww.
    That reminds me of a story.....A town in the county I previously worked for had a pervert case in a video store. He was flogging the dolphin while looking at the clerk. They had no idea who he was. Well, they found his climax in the floor and took it for DNA. I left around the time of that case and don't know if they ID'd him. I did see the surveillance video of the dude. Humerously sad someone is that disgustingly horny.
    I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.

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    Here's the link you've all been waiting for.

    http://www.9news.com/news/local/arti...7534&catid=222
    What if the Hokey Pokey is what it really is all about?





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