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08-12-08, 02:38 PM #1
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Which one of you is it??
Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Tuesday, August 12th 2008, 10:38 AM
AP Undated images made from surveillance video provided by the Longmont Police Dept. show a man claiming to be a police detective trying to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos.
LONGMONT, Colo. - A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.
He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.
Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.
"It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that," Lewis said.
The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him.
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08-12-08, 03:49 PM #2
I'm from the government and I'm here to help
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I'm guessing Ender
The views expressed in the above post are the sole opinion of the author and do not reflect any official position by the author's employer and/or municipality.
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08-12-08, 05:01 PM #3
JUST ANOTHER TEQUILA SUNRISE
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I'm voting Bob Loblaw, since his sex dreams aren't working too well!
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08-12-08, 08:16 PM #4
Three Sheets...
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My bad.
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08-12-08, 10:36 PM #5
Please dont check the trunk...
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i was guessing NSB22
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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08-12-08, 10:42 PM #6
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Duplicate thread.
http://officerresource.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=29644
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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08-12-08, 10:49 PM #7
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EARTH TO DUMBASS........THE INTERNET GIVES FREE PORN 24-7 TO ANY OLD PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.
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08-12-08, 11:04 PM #8
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Maybe he can't afford a computer or internet fees.
Still a dumb ass though.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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08-13-08, 12:47 AM #9
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
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Seriously...like demanding air to breathe or something. What a scientist.
Originally Posted by deputysykes
Originally Posted by Jenna
Originally Posted by Buttercup
I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
Reca is the best thing since sliced bread! Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
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08-13-08, 01:11 AM #10
Beep,Beep!!!
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Suspect got picked up earlier today.
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it really is all about?
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08-13-08, 03:15 AM #11
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Good to hear Code6
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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08-13-08, 08:38 AM #12
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Did he make a {really unintelligent} statement? Originally Posted by Code6
I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.
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08-13-08, 04:44 PM #13
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Was he sticky?? Ewww.
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08-14-08, 10:11 AM #14
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That reminds me of a story.....A town in the county I previously worked for had a pervert case in a video store. He was flogging the dolphin while looking at the clerk. They had no idea who he was. Well, they found his climax in the floor and took it for DNA. I left around the time of that case and don't know if they ID'd him. I did see the surveillance video of the dude. Humerously sad someone is that disgustingly horny. Originally Posted by Growler
I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.
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08-14-08, 08:26 PM #15
Beep,Beep!!!
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Here's the link you've all been waiting for.
http://www.9news.com/news/local/arti...7534&catid=222What if the Hokey Pokey is what it really is all about?
Police others as you would have them Police you.
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