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    Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant again

    Holly Cow!!! This girl needs to learn how to cross her legs or something...



    Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again, just three months after giving birth to her first child, according to tabloid reports.The 17-year-old sister of pop superstar Britney Spears shocked the world when she announced last December she was expecting a child with her boyfriend Casey Aldridge.
    She welcomed daughter Maddie on June 19, and the National Enquirer claims she conceived a second baby with Aldridge just four weeks later.
    A source tells the magazine, "Jamie Lynn believed she couldn't get pregnant while she was breast-feeding. She'd expected to have her period by early September. When she didn't, she told a family member."
    The teenager reportedly then took a home pregnancy test, which came back positive.
    The insider adds, "When the test came back positive Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out. She realizes how dumb she looks for getting pregnant again so soon."
    The source claims Spears has yet to tell Aldridge, with whom she has an on-off relationship, adding, "Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical. Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they're trying to keep the news from getting out."
    A representative for Spears could not be reached to confirm the reports as WENN went to press.

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    "Oops, I did it again!"

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    This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! I've never understood how the "accidental pregnancy" happens. I've had sex tens of times, but I only have 1 kid. Someone should tell the hillbilly girls of that family that about 18 years ago, Albert Einstein invented a thing called a condom. He followed that up with a scientific breakthrough known as "The Pill." I know those items are hard to come by for normal John and Jane Qs, but they're celebrities..they should be able to get whatever they want. When I'm "sport f-ing", as the wife calls it, Bob Loblaw Jr. is wrapped up tighter than a drum. And I think she's on the anti-baby pills, as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    "Oops, I did it again!"
    you are ridiculous, and I love ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    BTW news report this morning says she is 8 weeks along, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    I've had sex tens of times . . .

    Dang, please share your secret with the rest of us guys who aren't gettin' any.



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    Shhhhh...... Remove this post. Aldridge aint supposed to know....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    Dang, please share your secret with the rest of us guys who aren't gettin' any.



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    Well, first of all, I try to completely ignore her during any and all sporting events. I find that she thinks that kind of "hard to get" strategy drives her wild. Then I make sure I don't shave on days that I'm off work. I may also forgo baths and teeth brushings. She likes a "man of the earth." Then, when I finally get lucky, I make sure I roll over and fall to sleep as soon as I'm done with no cuddling at all. That way she knows I'm a man of efficiency who's all about the task at hand - no distractions please!
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    You *think* she's on the anti-baby pills?
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    You *think* she's on the anti-baby pills?
    eek! ummm....I'll be right back. going to the medicine cabinet to count pills.......
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    Maybe we should move this thread out of the public area... I can think of a lot of good crude responses here not suitable for the G.P.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    eek! ummm....I'll be right back. going to the medicine cabinet to count pills.......
    LOL!

    Good plan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! I've never understood how the "accidental pregnancy" happens. I've had sex tens of times, but I only have 1 kid. Someone should tell the hillbilly girls of that family that about 18 years ago, Albert Einstein invented a thing called a condom. He followed that up with a scientific breakthrough known as "The Pill." I know those items are hard to come by for normal John and Jane Qs, but they're celebrities..they should be able to get whatever they want. When I'm "sport f-ing", as the wife calls it, Bob Loblaw Jr. is wrapped up tighter than a drum. And I think she's on the anti-baby pills, as well.

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    I have to laugh and shake my head at the same time. One side of me wants to laugh at her complete stupidity, while the other wishes someone so dumb couldn't conceive in the first place...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10-42Adam View Post
    I have to laugh and shake my head at the same time. One side of me wants to laugh at her complete stupidity, while the other wishes someone so dumb couldn't conceive in the first place...
    I hear you there. +1


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    When a female gets pregnant, doesnt it usually involve a willing male partner?????

    It takes TWO to make a baby and sometimes TWO to not................just mho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dustoff262 View Post
    Shhhhh...... Remove this post. Aldridge aint supposed to know....

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    Caught that - I don't know who's dumber, Jamie Lynn or the entertainment reporters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    "As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species."
    HAHAHAHA! We're inching closer to Idiocracy every single day! Go 'way! 'Baitin!
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    It looks like, THANKFULLY, it isn't true. According to TMZ:

    Three-month-old Maddie Briann Aldridge is gonna have to wait to have a lil' baby brother or sister, because Jamie Lynn Spears is not pregnant, y'all!
    While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney's baby sis does not have another bun in the oven.
    Someone tell Lynne Spears and get her down from the ledge.
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    BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

    Sally Slut, the High School Cheer Leader got preggy last week. About as interesting as a Spears kid getting knocked up again. Must have a floundering career or something.

 

 

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