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03-08-06, 05:40 PM #1
Janitor Shot At For Throwing Crackers Away
Call him lucky
http://www.nbc5i.com/news/7814899/detail.html
PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- A maintenance man said he was just doing his job when he threw away some crackers left in the hallway of a Providence, R.I., apartment building.
But he said the owner of the crackers got so angry that he tried to shoot him. Fortunately, the gun misfired.
Joseph Perry told police the man was keeping the crackers in the hallway to feed to birds or squirrels, and became enraged when Perry threw them out.
Perry said the man took out a gun and pulled the trigger -- but the gun misfired. After a struggle, Perry was able to run away and call 911.
Police said it's very unusual for a gun to misfire.
The 69-year-old man is charged with assault with a dangerous weapon and a weapons charge
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03-09-06, 01:04 PM #2
They need to keep his gun.

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A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
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03-09-06, 03:29 PM #3
At the very least
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03-09-06, 03:51 PM #4
I'm thinking a psych eval. And maybe lithium.
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03-09-06, 04:53 PM #5
This, boys and girls, is why we keep our guns clean and ammo fresh. Just in case some asshat tries to steal your crackers.
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03-09-06, 05:49 PM #6LMAO
Originally Posted by Norm357
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