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10-19-08, 09:33 PM #1
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Well....it would "suck" to handle this call...
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/17753358/detail.html
THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. -- Police said a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.
The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.
The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.
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10-19-08, 10:40 PM #2
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Why not just do it at home??
In my experience (cleaning my truck of course) the vacuum hoses at the car washes never have much suction.No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
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10-19-08, 10:43 PM #3
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LOL...wow. I bet JMur keeps a top of the line vacuum at his house.
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10-19-08, 10:47 PM #4
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Originally Posted by jmur5074
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10-19-08, 11:31 PM #5
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His home vac wasn't Wet/Dry capable? Originally Posted by jmur5074
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10-20-08, 12:14 AM #6
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What a weirdo.
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10-20-08, 12:36 AM #7
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Did the vacuum cleaner consent?
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10-20-08, 01:38 AM #8
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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Since he had to "pay" for the services would he be considered the "John"?
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10-20-08, 04:02 AM #9
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Maybe he had delusions of grandure and thought the one at home was too small.
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10-20-08, 04:18 AM #10
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Originally Posted by Terminator
It can pick up a bowling ball, and only weighs EIGHT pounds!!
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10-20-08, 06:12 AM #11
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So, who is the victim?
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10-20-08, 08:19 AM #12
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The vacuum! Originally Posted by keith720
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10-20-08, 08:28 AM #13
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The poor bastard who has to change the bag out on the vac, I'd venture to guess... Originally Posted by keith720
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10-20-08, 09:17 AM #14
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All I can think is EWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
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10-20-08, 10:18 AM #15
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Something you'd like to tell us, jmur? Originally Posted by jmur5074
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10-20-08, 05:43 PM #16
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Obviously not. Apparently you can go to jail for shit like that! Originally Posted by Buttercup
Well, at least in Michigan you can.No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
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Damn skippy Originally Posted by countybear
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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10-20-08, 07:25 PM #18
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Makes you wonder what he does at the coke machine or the gas pumps.
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10-20-08, 10:35 PM #19
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Some years ago, there was a guy who had to be transported to the emergency room because his vacuum was stuck on his penis, and, well, the swelling wouldn't go down. I wonder if that was Ender too?
Anyone seen this episode of Rocko? It had a close-up view of the Suck-O-Matic's dog grooming controls, which ranged from light vacuum to Neuter, with two balls hanging from a string to signify the Neuter position Unfortunately this clip doesn't have the close-up but it does feature the Suck-O-Matic.
YouTube - Rocko Suck-O-Matic (small clip)
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10-20-08, 11:08 PM #20
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My guess is that he couldn't find anyone to do the job for him, so he had to resort to other means. Still, that is just ew!
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