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10-30-08, 12:58 AM #1
Shoplifter steals male enhancement cream, applies it in the store, and then heads to the toy isle
Nabbing shoplifters can be an unsavory business, reports Denton Record-Chronicle staff writer Donna Fielder.
Last week, Denton police arrested a man who they say pocketed a tube of male enhancement cream from a store in the 1500 block of South Loop 288.
Maybe that part's understandable, considering some men might be embarrassed to make such a purchase. But his indiscretions didn't stop there, police say.
A loss-prevention officer who spotted the theft Wednesday followed the man to the restroom, where he walked into a stall and apparently applied the product.
Then the officer watched as the suspect walked to the store's toy section and exposed himself twice in the Barbie Doll aisle, police say.
The officer called police about 9 p.m. when the man returned to the restroom to use the cream again.
The man, who was not identified, was arrested on theft and indecent exposure charges.
10-30-08, 01:01 AM #2
"Your Honor, the prosecution would like to call it's first witness -- the victim, Malibu Barbie"The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
10-30-08, 01:27 AM #3
What a dick.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
10-30-08, 02:31 AM #4
I guess he wanted to see if it would work..... What a toolSomebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!
10-30-08, 02:43 AM #5
He was a quiet neighbor, never made trouble, and yet I never trusted that smile.
Originally Posted by William Pitt (the Younger), Speech in the House of Commons (18 November, 1783)
10-30-08, 03:06 AM #6
Term leave the ken dolls alone. We told you about that.
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
10-30-08, 08:59 AM #7
Now maybe he'll understand the advantages of delaying gratification!
10-30-08, 04:32 PM #8\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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