Shoplifter steals male enhancement cream, applies it in the store, and then heads to the toy isle

[Terminator]

Nabbing shoplifters can be an unsavory business, reports Denton Record-Chronicle staff writer Donna Fielder.
Last week, Denton police arrested a man who they say pocketed a tube of male enhancement cream from a store in the 1500 block of South Loop 288.
Maybe that part's understandable, considering some men might be embarrassed to make such a purchase. But his indiscretions didn't stop there, police say.


A loss-prevention officer who spotted the theft Wednesday followed the man to the restroom, where he walked into a stall and apparently applied the product.
Then the officer watched as the suspect walked to the store's toy section and exposed himself twice in the Barbie Doll aisle, police say.
The officer called police about 9 p.m. when the man returned to the restroom to use the cream again.
The man, who was not identified, was arrested on theft and indecent exposure charges.

[adroitcuffs]

"Your Honor, the prosecution would like to call it's first witness -- the victim, Malibu Barbie"

[Captain America]

What a dick.

[Shoestring]

I guess he wanted to see if it would work..... What a tool

[Odd]

He was a quiet neighbor, never made trouble, and yet I never trusted that smile.

[armsmaster270]

Term leave the ken dolls alone. We told you about that.

[Jenna]

Now maybe he'll understand the advantages of delaying gratification!

[Ducky]

"Your Honor, the prosecution would like to call it's first witness -- the victim, Malibu Barbie"

"I was very confused when I saw him unzip. He didn't have a trade mark or ANYTHING!"