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    Republican tired of having his McCain/Palin sign stolen, hooks his sign up to a power source with electric charge...along comes Obama supporter

    CHAPEL HILL, N.C. Shawn Turschak of Chapel Hill was tired of someone stealing McCain-Palin campaign signs from his yard. Turschak, with a degree in electrical engineering, hooked up a third sign to a power source for an electric pet fence Monday and also put up a surveillance camera. The News & Observer of Raleigh reported that a 9-year-old boy with an Obama-Biden sign grabbed the McCain-Palin sign and got a jolt on Tuesday.
    The boy's father, Andrew Noble, upset that his son had been shocked, showed up at Turschak's door. Soon an Orange County Sheriff's deputy also showed up at the Turschak's home.
    Noble said his son just wanted to see how the sign was put together. Turschak said the boy intended to swap out the signs.
    Sheriff Lindy Pendergrass said he doesn't plan to file charges.

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    Fuck stick dad was sending his kid out to do his dirty work. He is lucky he didn't get his ass beat. You show up at my house bitching liberal politics at me and you are going to tote an ass whoopin, and that is some Change you can believe in.

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    That's awesome! Maybe the kid had some sense shocked into him and he saw the error of his/his dad's way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    You show up at my house bitching liberal politics at me and you are going to tote an ass whoopin, and that is some Change you can believe in.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Fuck stick dad was sending his kid out to do his dirty work. He is lucky he didn't get his ass beat. You show up at my house bitching liberal politics at me and you are going to tote an ass whoopin, and that is some Change you can believe in.
    Glad I talk to you from behind the safety of my computer screen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Fuck stick dad was sending his kid out to do his dirty work. He is lucky he didn't get his ass beat. You show up at my house bitching liberal politics at me and you are going to tote an ass whoopin, and that is some Change you can believe in.
    oh thats gotta be the funniest fucking thing i've read on here to date
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave View Post
    oh thats gotta be the funniest fucking thing i've read on here to date
    I am going to have to agree with you on that one, Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    I am going to have to agree with you on that one, Dave.

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    ^^^Yes, Bradford...although I disagree with Five O's politics, I can still recognize humor when I see it, especially the humor of a well put-together phrase. Good choice of words, good rhythm and meter...all in all, I'd put that an 8 out of 10. Well done!
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    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Fuck stick dad was sending his kid out to do his dirty work. He is lucky he didn't get his ass beat. You show up at my house bitching liberal politics at me and you are going to tote an ass whoopin, and that is some Change you can believe in.
    Good One! I wonder how much rep you got for that. Definitely Worthy

    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    That's awesome! Maybe the kid had some sense shocked into him and he saw the error of his/his dad's way.
    I think Dad needs to be shocked twice for having his son do the job. What an idiot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Glad I talk to you from behind the safety of my computer screen!

    Don't worry Jenna, me and my Right Wing Extreamist buddies wouldn't hurt you. As you can see from this picture we're a laid back group when it comes to individual freedoms.


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    Holy shit dude, lay off already I can't give you more than one rep per thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    ^^^Yes, Bradford...
    My name isn't 'Bradford,' Robert Loblaw.

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    I think that is funny... I'm glad to see that the Sheriff is declining to file charges
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    Chapel Hill is pretty liberal. I'm glad to see someone is voting for McCain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinki View Post
    Chapel Hill is pretty liberal. I'm glad to see someone is voting for McCain

    No, Chapel Hill, and most of Orange County are very liberal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    No, Chapel Hill, and most of Orange County are very liberal.

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