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11-20-08, 10:05 PM #1
Bad day: You're a cop charged with sexually assaulting 3 young girls. Very bad day: Investigators find your stash of homemeade cow porn videos
MOUNT HOLLY — A suspended Moorestown police officer pleaded innocent yesterday to sexually assaulting three girls on multiple occasions over the past eight years.
Robert Melia Jr., 38, also pleaded innocent to charges of official misconduct and animal cruelty. He appeared in court with his attorney, but said nothing.
Last month, Melia was indicted with his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis, 33, of Pemberton Township on multiple counts of aggravated sexual assault, aggravated criminal sexual contact, criminal sexual contact, endangering the welfare of a child, sexual assault and one count of invasion of privacy.
Lewis pleaded innocent last week.
Lewis and Melia are due back in Superior Court before Judge Thomas S. Smith, Jr. in January. If convicted of all charges, both face life in prison.
The 45-count indictment stems from incidents with three girls at Melia's Cottage Avenue home in Moorestown between June 2000 and January 2008, authorities said.
Also, authorities allege Melia engaged in sex acts with cows at an undisclosed location in Southampton in 2006. According to court document, investigators found video of the incident and other pornographic materials when they searched Melia's house in April.
Melia is free on $410,000 bail. Lewis remains in custody at the county's Minimum Security Facility in Pemberton on $300,000 bail.
The Moorestown Police Department suspended Melia, a patrolman, immediately after his arrest in April. He has been with the department since 2000.
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11-20-08, 10:29 PM #2
Oh, crap. S'cuse me guys- I, uh... just thought of something I need to take care of... that is not related at all to cow porn...
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11-20-08, 11:18 PM #3
If you ever saw they way some of those Heifers hunch their back, you KNOW they're just asking for it!
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11-20-08, 11:54 PM #4
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11-21-08, 12:18 AM #5
There are some FUCKED up people in this world!
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11-21-08, 12:26 AM #6
I guess he was thinking that the situation needed more cow belles!

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11-21-08, 12:31 AM #7
Messing with those young girls was bad enough, but actually scrogging cows is totally fucked up.
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11-21-08, 12:38 AM #8
I guess he's an honest to goodness cowpoke.
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11-21-08, 12:41 AM #9
I guess he felt moooooved!
Yeah, yeah, I know, it's so udderly wrong...
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11-21-08, 01:07 AM #10
I'd hate to see his "milk mustache."
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11-21-08, 01:27 AM #11
New slogan for Chick-Fi-La commercials starring these brutalized bovines : Fuk mor chiken.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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11-21-08, 01:53 AM #12
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What is bothering me the most is how long he is alleged to have been molesting the girls.
You have to be a total screwup to A) have a girlfriend who knows about this; b) get turned on by kids enough to have sex with them and c) get totally turned on by the fly encrusted back end of a cow.
Makes me wonder what they missed in his psych . . .
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11-21-08, 06:39 AM #13
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11-21-08, 07:25 AM #14
Perv!!!!!!.....Wondering though if he ever took the Bull by the horns...................
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11-21-08, 07:34 AM #15
That isn't the way your supposed to milk a cow, that is just wrong.
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11-21-08, 09:34 AM #16
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11-21-08, 09:50 AM #17
Now that's just wrong lol!
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11-21-08, 10:27 AM #18
Anybody else notice he bailed out and left his "former" girlfriend in the klink? What a guy.
I guess we know why she's the "former" girlfriend.
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11-21-08, 03:41 PM #19
I noticed that too, Xiphos. lol All I can say is ew.
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11-21-08, 06:42 PM #20
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It could always be worse..... wow....
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