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11-26-08, 12:00 AM #1
Fake penis drug test creators face jail
The Whizzinator is a prosthetic penis that comes with a heating element and fake urine.
U S Attorney Mary Beth Buchanan's office says the goal of it and another device called Number 1 was to help people pass drug tests.
George Wills and Robert Catalano each pleaded guilty Monday to two conspiracy counts and face up to eight years in prison, a $500 million fine or both.
They owned the California-based internet company Puck Technology and the devices were sold from 2005 to 2008.
"The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device," says a statement on the website of the California-based company, which calls itself the "undisputed leader in synthetic urine."
"The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!"
Mr Catalano and Mr Wills pleaded guilty to conspiracy to sell drug paraphernalia and conspiracy to defraud the United States government.
Puck Technology also pleaded guilty to the same charges. The company has stopped operating.
Mr Wills and Mr Catalano appeared before a federal court in Pittsburgh and are scheduled to be sentenced in February.
11-26-08, 09:17 AM #2
Glad to hear this. I think these people should get in trouble and on top of that, I wish people who spread news of where police checkpoints are should get into trouble also.Calm Like A Bomb...
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11-26-08, 11:36 AM #3
One of the afternoon shift guys arrested one of the Minnesota Vikings (Onterrio Smith) a few years ago at the airport when he tried getting a Whizzinator through security. The poor officer ended up getting a couple dildos in his locker over the next couple weeksThe views expressed in the above post are the sole opinion of the author and do not reflect any official position by the author's employer and/or municipality.
11-26-08, 12:29 PM #4
good - so now how about we start dealing with the stuff that supposedly cleans your system out - whether it does or not is beside the point... it's the concept behind it-=Twan007
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