Filmmaker working on "The Princess Diana Bible" in which "God" ordains homosexuality as the better lifestyle.

**Terminator** · 12-03-08, 11:45 PM

A filmmaker who recently released an independent project about a formula that turns all heterosexuals into "gays" now has announced he's working on "The Princess Diana Bible" in which "God" ordains homosexuality as the better lifestyle.
"There are many different versions of the Bible; I don't see why we can't have one," stated Max Mitchell in a statement on a website for his new project.
The "gay Bible," produced by the New Mexico-based Revision Studios, states God instructs "it is better to be gay than straight."

Mitchell said he developed the idea for the "Bible" from his [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important]new [COLOR=blue ! important]movie[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] project, called "Horror in the Wind," in which an airborne substance "reverses the world's sexual orientation."
He said it's named "The Princess Diana Bible" because of Diana's "many good works."
The website offers a preview of the project, which is forecast to be available in 2009.
In Mitchell's version, Genesis talks about Aida and Eve:

"And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Aida, and she slept: and he took one of her ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; and the rib, which the Lord God had taken from woman, made he another woman, and brought her unto the first. And Aida said, 'This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of me. Therefore shall a woman leave her mother, and shall cleave unto her wife: and they shall be one flesh.' And they were both naked, the woman and her wife, and were not ashamed."

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The new version continues:

And Eve conceived, and bore Cain, and said, we have created a child in God’s image. And God said the male was different than the woman because he was fathered by the serpent. … And Eve again conceived with the serpent and bore Cain's brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.

According to the pro-homosexual website Queerty.com, Mitchell has described his work as divinely inspired.
"Jesus was gay. In Biblical times homosexual relationships were so commonplace that no one gave it a second thought. It was heterosexuality that was considered sinful," he told the website.
On the website's comment page, one participant said, "Aida and Eve are a breath of fresh air upon the face of repressed homosexulity (sic) in America. Finally, a version of the bible everyone can relate to."
At Belieftnet.com, a commentator expressed opposition to the project.
"Every once in a while, art doesn't transcend truth as much as it distorts it, and that's where I draw the line. Hence my opposition to the upcoming 'Princess Diana Bible.'
"This book is inspired by a political agenda and one person's desire to contort not only the text but the very context of it to suit his own perspective. That, you may say, is what commentators do – and perhaps even translators – but this guy is making himself an 'author,' which makes it a book, not a Bible," the commentator wrote.

**lewisipso** · 12-04-08, 10:12 AM

It takes all kinds of crazies.

**MacLean** · 12-04-08, 12:52 PM

What a wonderful way for the gay community to gain ground in their struggle.

They can alienate the majority of the population that consistently votes down gay marriage, and the 85% of the population that is Christian or identifies as Christian.

Splendid!

**IndianaFuzz** · 12-04-08, 01:03 PM

No matter what the group of people.....there always is going to be some idiot(s) that screws things up for the rest of the group, or makes everyone else in the group look bad/stupid. Where it gets hairy is when people believe the moron is actually representative of the whole group. Happens all the time with cops. ...like after one of our officers got arrested for selling crack out of his squad car. All of a sudden some people actually start believing that all cops (esp. the drug task force guys) are really just drug pushers.

**snuffy2202** · 12-04-08, 01:22 PM

I hope Max Mitchell is wearing asbestos underwear!

**Big Sexy** · 12-04-08, 07:40 PM

"Jesus was gay. In Biblical times homosexual relationships were so commonplace that no one gave it a second thought. It was heterosexuality that was considered sinful," one participant said, "Aida and Eve are a breath of fresh air upon the face of repressed homosexulity (sic) in America. Finally, a version of the bible everyone can relate to."

A little help, please. BIG is consulting his Bible, yet, it seems to be missing this particular passage. Is he referring to the King James, the New Testament or the Old Testament?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Anyone at all?