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    Naked man tries to strangle his pregnant girlfriend, cops come and make the arrest. He puts on shorts for the ride, and guess what's in the pockets

    TAMPA, Fla. -- A naked man being arrested by police at his Tampa home grabbed the wrong pair of shorts when it was time to go.Tampa police report that officers responded to 18-year-old Joshua Andrew Burnett's home early Friday morning after his pregnant girlfriend called 911, accusing him of trying to smother her with a pillow. When officers told Burnett he was under arrest, the still naked man grabbed a pair of jean shorts from the floor, the police report said.The report said officers asked to search the shorts for weapons and found $506 wrapped around Burnett's driver license, a plastic bag of marijuana and a bag of crack cocaine.Burnett was charged with felony aggravated battery on a pregnant woman and several counts of drug possession.Burnett was being held without bail.

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    "But Officer...... there not my shorts!!! My cousin left them here and I was just going to wear them. Yes, its my license but its not my shorts!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg View Post
    "But Officer...... there not my shorts!!! My cousin left them here and I was just going to wear them. Yes, its my license but its not my shorts!!!"
    Hehehe..I was thinking the same thing.
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    he would have been better going to the can naked
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    Hehehe..I was thinking the same thing.
    I think we all were
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    I love it when they try to say they're not their pants/jacket/clothes of some sort. It makes me giggle.
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    It wasn't my arrest, but I was backing the arresting officer on this. I once witnessed a BG say that one pocket on his pants wasn't his pocket, but that the other one was. He admitted they were his pants, but the pocket with the cocaine in it wasn't his pocket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz View Post
    It wasn't my arrest, but I was backing the arresting officer on this. I once witnessed a BG say that one pocket on his pants wasn't his pocket, but that the other one was. He admitted they were his pants, but the pocket with the cocaine in it wasn't his pocket.


    Apparently not all of the cocaine in his possession was in the disputed pants pocket.
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    We live in a nation where nobody actually does drugs, they are holding them for someone else. Usually a friend whose name they don't know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    We live in a nation where nobody actually does drugs, they are holding them for someone else. Usually a friend whose name they don't know.
    If you could only catch that one guy who actually owns all the drugs that everyone else is holding!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    If you could only catch that one guy who actually owns all the drugs that everyone else is holding!
    Yeah, if only - Catching that guy would solve all of this country's drug problems! - Also catching that mysterous black man who keeps breaking into houses and killing all the kids without any reason would take several mothers off of death row

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