Play Station 3 for no money!!!!

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http://boortz.com/nealz_nuze/2008/12...-a-playst.html

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A PLAYSTATION 3?

By webwench @ December 24, 2008 9:43 AM Permalink | Comments (15) | TrackBacks (0)

An apparent Craigslist posting. I sure hope it was real. I wonder if anyone took him up on it?

PlayStation 3 (the city)
Reply to: XXXXXXXXX@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-12-07, 10:54AM EST
I have a Brand new in-box PlayStation 3 gaming system that you can obtain for a special price. It is the 80gb model and includes 2 brand new dualshock 3 wireless controllers.I do not want your money or thanks. To obtain this top of line gaming system, you must let me punch you in the face three times and your child must be present. If you have multiple children, I would prefer you bring your youngest child. This is not a joke. If you want to be your children's hero on Christmas, we will meet at a location that I will specify to you, and I will proceed to punch you in the face in front of your child. You may brace yourself if you want before I begin to punch you, for I am a man of large stature (6'6, 275lbs) In between each punch, I want you to instruct your child not cry. If your child so much as whimpers, the deal is off. Don't think I am a man to be trifled with or that you and a friend can ambush me. I am a former NAVY SEAL and a veteran of the Irag War.
This is the best deal you will ever find on a PlayStation 3. A truly unique offer. You are welcome to inspect the product for authenticity before the deal is done.
Email me for more specific details and we can arrange a rendevous.
Merry Christmas.

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Holy shit dood.

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Here are my favorite comments:

deranged
I am a former Marine and freinds w a few sea jockeys, My thoughts is this individual needs a shrink quickly, His add gives me a few clues on his childhood and I know his mental state would have failed him in BUDS training.
Merry Christmas everyone
By Shooter50bmg @ 12/25/08 08:10:46 AMreport abuse

Where can I find you?
I'm only 6'1, 185 lbs, and I'd like to meet you to discuss your attempt to give SEALs a bad name. My son won't be present. You'll keep the toy.
By Pussycat @ 12/24/08 07:22:45 PMreport abuse