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    Talking Naked Home Invader Nabbed After Senior Citizen Grabs His 'Cahoochies'

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    Dec-30-2008 15:29
    Naked Home Invader Nabbed After Senior Citizen Grabs His 'Cahoochies'
    Salem-news.com

    An 80-year old woman grabbed a naked man named Michael Dick by the crotch and gave him a good squeeze; police nabbed him a few minutes later.


    46-year old Michael G. Dick of Gresham
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    (PORTLAND, Ore.) - It seems some criminals have a problem of underestimating their victims. Police say that today at 6:30 AM, an 88-year old woman in her bathrobe was confronted by a naked man who had entered her home in the 2500 block of SE 287th Avenue through an unlocked sliding door.

    Deputy Paul H. (Mac) McRedmond with the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office, says the man, saying nothing, backed her into the living room of the house and pushed her face down onto a chair.

    "Before whatever plans the suspect might have had, the woman reached behind her and grabbed the man by the crotch, 'giving him a good squeeze', McRedmond said.

    He added, "The man tore free and ran back out the way he had come in."

    McRedmond says a Multnomah County Code Enforcement Officer just happened to be in the area and heard the call come out over his radio.

    "He parked at SE 287th and Division and saw two cars drive by him. The officer got the license plate information that allowed Troutdale officers to locate the car in the vicinity."
    The driver, identified as 46-year old Michael G. Dick of Gresham, who matched the description of the suspect, was detained, questioned by Multnomah County detectives and then booked on charges of burglary, harassment and private indecency charges, with bail currently set at $110,000.

    The victim was quite shaken up, but not injured and wishes to remain anonymous.
    McRedmond says other charges are pending.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Crazy eyes. Never over look the crazy eyes!
    I assumed his looked like that because maybe granny broke a fingernail off in his nuts

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    46-year old Michael G. Dick of Gresham
    Photo: Multnomah County Sheriff's Office

    now, how about That!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Crazy eyes. Never over look the crazy eyes!
    I'm surprised he's not cross eyed in the mugshot. I'm glad there getting a grip on crime in Organ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    I'm surprised he's not cross eyed in the mugshot. I'm glad there getting a grip on crime in Organ.
    Mr. Dick should be lucky Granny didn't rip off his ORGAN in Oregon!

 

 

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