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    Naked man arrested at Walmart looking for an MMA fight

    Officers with the Covington Police Department arrested a nude man looking for a fight Sunday at the Wal-Mart on Industrial Boulevard.
    According to the incident report, Jeffrey Pickett said he wanted to be a mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter and was looking for someone to battle. MMA fighters utilize martial arts techniques from several disciplines during combat.
    Pickett said he wanted to practice his tap outs, which is used by a fighter to signal he no longer wishes to continue fighting. The move is usually done once an opponent had been forced into submission.
    Pickett, who undressed in parking lot, said he knew he could find someone to fight with if he were nude.
    Witnesses in the parking lot said they saw him standing outside his vehicle in the nude and that he jumped in the car when officers arrived. Officers saw him putting his shorts on when they arrived.
    Pickett was arrested and transported to the Newton County Jail, where he was charged with indecent exposure.

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    That sounds like it's not too far from my neck o' the woods.

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    Now I know where to go to get my cage fighting career going. I just have to remember to leave my clothes on.
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    That naked guy sure is busy. This is at least the third time he's made the news already this year.

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    Perhaps he'll find one (or more) challenges if he were to go nude in his jail cell... I think he'll get plenty of practice defending the bootay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Perhaps he'll find one (or more) challenges if he were to go nude in his jail cell... I think he'll get plenty of practice defending the bootay.
    He might not want to defend it, CB.
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    Days like this just make me proud to be a Georgian. *sigh*

    My Sergeant remarked that he would tap out before the guy even touched him. And there's no way he's putting himself in position for the triangle leg hold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elena View Post
    My Sergeant remarked that he would tap out before the guy even touched him. And there's no way he's putting himself in position for the triangle leg hold.
    Well maybe the naked approach isn't so stupid after all. hahahaha Whatever it takes to win!
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    I can't believe no ones come up with a joke about the guy just wanting to get in someones mount!

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyme View Post
    I can't believe no ones come up with a joke about the guy just wanting to get in someones mount!
    Someone just did.
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