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    Why would you buy Obama's car online when you could spend your money on this?

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    A 22-year-old woman is selling her virginity online — offering her body to bidders nationwide in an auction that reportedly has netted a $3.7 million offer — and the law isn't doing a thing to stop her.
    The FBI isn't interested. The U.S. attorney doesn't care. Everything is fine by local police, and she isn't breaking any laws.
    That's because Natalie Dylan, a made-up name for a real 22-year-old California college grad, is marketing her maidenhead in Nevada, where prostitution is legal.
    But some religious legal groups are objecting to the sexual sale, saying they are concerned that its influence may reach beyond the borders of the "Battle Born" bordello state.
    "It does seem crazy," said Mathew Staver, director of the Liberty Center for Law and Policy. "The rest of the country has an interest in stopping that kind of activity from spreading from Nevada to their home state."
    Staver said because the bidding was being conducted online, federal law could be applied to stop the auction from going through.
    "Nevada has been out of step with the rest of the country for many years with regards to prostitution, and that's why I think it's important for federal prosecutors to look into this, so that Nevada does not dictate the morals and moral decency for the rest of the nation," Staver told FOXNews.com.

    But federal authorities said there wasn't much they could do about the case, and deflected attention toward local statutes.
    "Being that prostitution is legal in the area that she's listing from, and she's over 18 and it's consensual, I would defer it to local police authorities," said David Staretz, a spokesman for the FBI's Las Vegas field office.
    The Postal Inspection Service, which monitors the Internet for some illegal transactions, is "currently unaware of any specific fed prohibition against this activity," said spokesman Al Weissman.
    The office of the U.S. attorney in Nevada said that it has prosecuted over 200 cases in the last six years involving the solicitation of minors online, but it had never worked on a case like this involving adults.
    The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the brothel that is arranging and hosting the deal, sounded especially gung-ho about Dylan.
    "Natalie is a virgin and would like to sell this priceless and rare commodity in a very exclusive and private setting," says the Bunny Ranch Web site.
    While the commodity's rarity may be debatable, more than 10,000 bidders have come forth to put a price tag on Dylan's purity. And if the Bunny Ranch's owner is to be believed, someone has offered $3.7 million, a price far above rubies.
    "One time only she will appear at the bunny ranch and give up her virginity to the highest bidder," says the brothel's Web site in a needlessly repetitive statement. Dylan says she is trying to finance graduate studies for her sister and herself.
    Some legal experts say they're well within their rights to make the sale.
    "It's a First Amendment issue. You can advertise goods or services that are illegal where they're advertised but legal where they're performed," said Marc Randazza, an attorney specializing in first amendment law. "What's she's advertising is as legal as toast with the crust cut off where she is."
    Randazza said some prosecutors might be eager to jump on the case, but that this "commercial speech" is protected.
    "If this is legal where it's being advertised" — in Nevada — "the government can't say you can't advertise it here," he told FOXNews.com.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    "One time only she will appear at the bunny ranch and give up her virginity to the highest bidder," says the brothel's Web site in a needlessly repetitive statement.
    That's some funny journalism right there, I don't care who you are.
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    She's cute, but not $3,700,000.00 cute...
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    What a great idea!

    I think I'll sell my virginity as well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace View Post
    She's cute, but not $3,700,000.00 cute...
    Amen i will bid $150 anything more than that is a waste, can always just go on a date and get laid by someone thats not an online hoe, and it wont cost me $3.7

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    Countybear.....rumor has it you gave up your virginity to the Wicked Witch of the West in 1956. WTF, over?


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    Does she come with a certificate of authenticity or is gonna be like the time I bought those "original" dvds on ebay that for some reason came on Memorex DVD+Rs?
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    For a girl that still has her virginity...she sure looks like she doesnt. lol

    And 3.7mil for what? I'm not a guy..but really..what is the big deal? Geesh..rather spend 3.7 million on someone that actually knew what they were doing then waste my time on "you want me to what?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Car 4 View Post
    Countybear.....rumor has it you gave up your virginity to the Wicked Witch of the West in 1956. WTF, over?


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    ... more like the 'wicked bitch of the South' in 1983, but since then I've been 'restored'.

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    That looks just like the girl who was selling her virginity last year. Same circumstances, show up at the bunny ranch, etc. I smell BS
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    For those of you fellows who are hurting in these hard economic times and can not afford to buy this virgin, there is hope, this one may be for you:

    107-year-old Wang Guiying says she's finally ready to get married

    If Wang Guiying took out a personal ad, it could read like this: 107-year-old virgin looking for Mr. Right.

    After avoiding marriage longer than most people have been alive, Wang is finally ready to take the plunge. "Getting married was too frightening," the Chinese spinster told the Chongqing Commercial Times. So Wang has dispatched her nephews and nieces - the youngest of which is 60 - to find her a mate. And she's given them some marching orders.

    First, Wang is not looking for a May-December romance, even though she's older than just about every potential suitor out there.

    In fact, a December-December romance would be ideal because Wang really wants a man she can talk with - someone who knows where she is coming from.

    Second, Wang wants a man who can help her get around because she got a taste of being a burden at age 102 when she broke a leg and had to stop doing chores like washing her clothes.

    "I'm already 107 and I still haven't got married," Wang said. "What will happen if I don't hurry up and find a husband?"
    Perish the thought.

    Wang said she put off - and put off, and put off, and put off - getting hitched because, frankly, it looked like a miserable existence.

    Born in southern Guizhou province the daughter of a salt merchant, Wang grew up watching her uncles beat their wives, the paper said.

    "I often found my uncle's wife crying in the woodshed after an attack," Wang told the paper. "All the married people around there lived like that."

    Chinese wives had few rights and were at the bottom of the totem poll. Many also had their feet bound - an agonizingly painful process that crippled women in order to make them more "dainty and marriageable."

    Wang continued living on the family farm long after her parents and older sister died, working the fields until she was 74.

    Since then, Wang has lived with a nephew in Chongqing.

    "My nephews and nieces are getting older and their children are already tied up with their own families," she said. "I'm becoming more and more of a burden."

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    3.7 million?! Shit, do you know how many hookers that could be instead?!

    LOL I kid, I kid...
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    If I had to spend the $3.7 million on sex, it'd be with several hot porn stars where at least I knew I was getting someone who knew how to work the equipment . . . . not some dumb college chick that I'd have to teach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPD View Post
    If I had to spend the $3.7 million on sex, it'd be with several hot porn stars where at least I knew I was getting someone who knew how to work the equipment . . . . not some dumb college chick that I'd have to teach.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    For a girl that still has her virginity...she sure looks like she doesnt. lol

    And 3.7mil for what? I'm not a guy..but really..what is the big deal? Geesh..rather spend 3.7 million on someone that actually knew what they were doing then waste my time on "you want me to what?"
    I'd have to agree with both of these. If I was spending money she had better know how to do everything I want
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    I'd have to agree with both of these. If I was spending money she had better know how to do everything I want
    And everything you DIDNT know about (and would enjoy greatly)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    And everything you DIDNT know about (and would enjoy greatly)
    Oooh... You promise?
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    Virginity for Sale

    shoulda looked first

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    So everyone thinks that the 3.7mil was to much??

    Anyone know how to retract a bid on ebay??? Uuummmmmm my friend bid on a a a ummmmm car by mistake.
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