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    Stop...Put the penis down or we'll shoot!!!

    Man in insane fit, cuts off penis, throws it at police officers.
    In the Northwest side of Chicago Wednesday morning, March 15 2006, police were summoned to a naked man smashing car windows and breaking into a house. About a half dozen police officers responded and were confronted by Jakub Fik, 33 years-old, naked and bleeding.

    Fik began throwing knives at the police officers and…his penis. He ran back into the empty house and grabbed more knives at which time the police then tasered Fik. The police then summoned paramedics who took Fik to Northwestern Memorial Hospital where they proceeded to reattach Fik’s penis. Paramedic stated that Fik explained to them that he was distraught about problems he was having with his girlfriend who was still living in Poland.


    Fik was charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property. "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District who taserd Fik. Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital successfully reattached his penis, which was placed on ice. Associate Professor of Urology of the University of Chicago said that severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works as long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours.



    He was singing this song as he cut it off.
    http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/penissong.html
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    "Hey pal, stop dicking with us"!
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    I slow down, and then it occurs to me, I'm not afraid of small children"!

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    Well how in the flying penis do I delete this post?
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    Don't know, but damn, the dude gave himself a phillipene haircut. Maybe it NEEDS to be posted twice!

    But is this how you file for separation from your best friend?
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    Sometimes the bad guy knows what he needs better than we do.
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Too bad he didn't cut off his head (No pun intended) and throw it.
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    "Assault With A Flacid Weapon"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    "Assault With A Flacid Weapon"
    Actually it is against the penal code as it is "assault with a dead weapon."

    And, as I've said elsewhere, since women tells us size does not matter, it would be considered a weapon even if were only as big as Term's.

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    Term's would be a biological Weapon of Missed Deployment
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    Looks like a test of Term's sperm count!

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    Ha! You said Penal code. LOL
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    You said "Jakub Fik"

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    Now he can't be told to go and Fik himself. LOL
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    Or Jakub off

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    Exactly. Rep love for you.

    Or you can also do combinations like "Go Fik yourself you Jakub"

    Whatcha think?
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    That's what he gets for thinking with the head that he tossed to the cops

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    Eewwwww....LOL! He got to be crazy for cuttin' off his tool and throwing at the officers. He better just go find another gal once he finish his sentence. I doubt it since he's a sick puppy now. Remember, there are many fish in the lake for him to fish out which turns to be a Mermaid lady.
    I SEE NEKKED PEOPLE! AIN'T SKEERED!!!!!

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    Love to keep this conversation going, but we're out for Sushi and any more flying penis talk and i'll lose my appetite for raw fish. Talk to ya later bro.

    Take er easy.

    P.S. What up there my friend WW.

    See Yall later.
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