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    Woman buys sofa and finds cat inside

    The mysterious mewing in Vickie Mendenhall's home started about the time she bought a used couch for $27. After days of searching for the source of the noise, she found a very hungry calico cat living in her sofa. Her boyfriend, Chris Lund, was watching TV on Tuesday night and felt something move inside the couch. He pulled it away from the wall, lifted it up and there was the cat, which apparently crawled through a small hole on the underside.
    Mendenhall contacted Value Village, where she bought the couch, but the store had no information on who donated it. So she took the cat to SpokAnimal CARE, the animal shelter where she works, so it could recover, and contacted media outlets in hopes of finding the owner.
    Sure enough, Bob Killion of Spokane showed up to claim the cat on Thursday after an acquaintance alerted him to a TV story about it. Killion had donated a couch on Feb. 19, and his 9-year-old cat, Callie, disappeared at about the same time.


    Woman buys used couch and finds cat living inside

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    And this is news because...... ?
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    And this is news because...... ?
    Because it's funny




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    Because the second part of the story was that a state trooper arrested the woman for patronizing prostitution, because even though she didn't realize it, she paid for pu**y.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Because the second part of the story was that a state trooper arrested the woman for patronizing prostitution, because even though she didn't realize it, she paid for pu**y.........

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    I'm sure there was absolutely no odor at all from a cat urinating and defecating in a sofa for several days.

    What a coincidence that she works in an animal shelter.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    What a coincidence that she works in an animal shelter.
    Yeah, I wonder what the chances are that SHE brought the cat home from work, and then it crawled into the sofa? hehehe
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