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    Police Horse Spooked by Inflatable Penis - MTF

    Bachelorette party prop spooks Wichita police horse, prompts arrest

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    BY JOE RODRIGUEZ

    The Wichita Eagle

    WICHITA - Wichita police arrested three people in Old Town on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's horse.
    Officers were patrolling Old Town on horseback at about 1:20 a.m. when they came across a large group of women in their early- to mid-20s who had been celebrating at a bachelorette party, police said.
    Also in the group was a 24-year-old man, a brother to one of the women at the party. He was carrying a 5-foot-long inflatable penis, police said.
    "While he was joking around with this toy, he launched this large toy toward one of our officers, who was on horseback," police spokesman Gordon Bassham said.
    The toy struck the officer's horse, causing the horse to get spooked, he said.
    Police arrested the man, of Eastborough, on suspicion of battery of a law enforcement officer, in this case, the horse.
    A woman, upset at the arrest, grabbed the arresting officer's arm, police said. She too was arrested.
    While the crowd was being dispersed, another woman in the party was arrested when she struck a horse's head, police said. The horse stepped on the foot of that woman, who was treated on the scene, then taken to jail.
    The two women who were arrested are 22 years old and 24 years old. One is from McPherson, and one is from Lawrence.
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    Sounds like the party was full of 5 foot penises.
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    Wow, someone has a bigger tool then Term

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Sounds like the party was full of 5 foot penises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Wow, someone has a bigger tool then Term


    If I was that horse, I would have kicked her.


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    I must say after four years on Mounted Patrol...we trained for a lot of incidences but never for a 5ft penis.

    If anyone touched my horse...it would have been GAME ON.
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    another woman in the party was arrested when she struck a horse's head, police said. The horse stepped on the foot of that woman, who was treated on the scene, then taken to jail.
    Well done! Someone buy that horse an apple.

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    Our mounted works a Halloween event in a certain capitol city every years. One time a guy actually tried sticking one of those in, I guess he knew he wouldn't measure up. Same guy I bet. He didn't get far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odd View Post
    Well done! Someone buy that horse an apple.
    I am not sure about other teams but our horses are trained to bash butt first into people to get them to step off before someone else swoops in to arrest. I am glad that no one ever did anything to me or my MP horse...at 17h and almost 1400#...GOOD LUCK.
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