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03-23-09, 03:59 PM #1
Police Horse Spooked by Inflatable Penis - MTF
Bachelorette party prop spooks Wichita police horse, prompts arrest
BY JOE RODRIGUEZ
The Wichita Eagle
WICHITA - Wichita police arrested three people in Old Town on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's horse.
Officers were patrolling Old Town on horseback at about 1:20 a.m. when they came across a large group of women in their early- to mid-20s who had been celebrating at a bachelorette party, police said.
Also in the group was a 24-year-old man, a brother to one of the women at the party. He was carrying a 5-foot-long inflatable penis, police said.
"While he was joking around with this toy, he launched this large toy toward one of our officers, who was on horseback," police spokesman Gordon Bassham said.
The toy struck the officer's horse, causing the horse to get spooked, he said.
Police arrested the man, of Eastborough, on suspicion of battery of a law enforcement officer, in this case, the horse.
A woman, upset at the arrest, grabbed the arresting officer's arm, police said. She too was arrested.
While the crowd was being dispersed, another woman in the party was arrested when she struck a horse's head, police said. The horse stepped on the foot of that woman, who was treated on the scene, then taken to jail.
The two women who were arrested are 22 years old and 24 years old. One is from McPherson, and one is from Lawrence.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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03-23-09, 04:07 PM #2
Got to love alcohol and stupid people.
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03-23-09, 04:17 PM #3
Sounds like the party was full of 5 foot penises.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
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03-23-09, 06:22 PM #4
Wow, someone has a bigger tool then Term
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03-23-09, 11:50 PM #7
You just can't make ths stuff up
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03-24-09, 12:35 AM #8
I must say after four years on Mounted Patrol...we trained for a lot of incidences but never for a 5ft penis.
If anyone touched my horse...it would have been GAME ON.Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
03-24-09, 03:10 AM #9another woman in the party was arrested when she struck a horse's head, police said. The horse stepped on the foot of that woman, who was treated on the scene, then taken to jail.
03-24-09, 03:24 AM #10
Our mounted works a Halloween event in a certain capitol city every years. One time a guy actually tried sticking one of those in, I guess he knew he wouldn't measure up. Same guy I bet. He didn't get far."The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons"
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03-24-09, 10:54 AM #11Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
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