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03-31-09, 03:32 PM #1
Drunken Bar Stool Driver
Man charged with drunken driving on bar stool | KATU.com - Portland, Oregon | Weird News
By Associated Press
NEWARK, Ohio (AP) - Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.
Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Kile Wygle, 28, was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers.
Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.
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03-31-09, 03:44 PM #2
Could that be lawnmower steves next vehicle? That is great though'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
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03-31-09, 04:17 PM #3
38 miles an hour? I am surprised he didnt just fall off before he crashed. lolNever be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
03-31-09, 05:05 PM #4
03-31-09, 09:40 PM #5
Where can I get one of those?
How can you drive a BARstool and not drink, though? heheCHIRP! CHIRP!
03-31-09, 09:44 PM #6
Cool, will it do wheelies?
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