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    ShamWow guy gives hooker the Slap Chop

    Saw this first on TMZ.com...Man this guys a douche


    Vince Shlomi, who is better known as the ShamWow Guy, gave more than a suspected prostitute could chew during a fight last month in a glitz South Beach hotel, according to police reports posted on the TheSmokingGun.com.
    According to the criminal complaint, Shlomi, 44, told police he paid Sasha Harris $1,000 for “straight sex.”
    When he kissed the 26-year-old, she unexpectedly bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go, the report says.
    Shlomi, the pitchman for ShamWow absorbent towels and the Slap Chop food chopper, told police he punched Harris several times until she let go of his tongue.
    Shlomi has blood on his face in a post fight picture posted on TheSmokinggun.com, but Harris obviously took a lot more than she gave.
    The blond had lacerations and fractures all over face, the police report said. Photos of the severely battered woman can be seen here.
    Harris refused to cooperate with police, the report said.
    Both suspects were arrested for felony aggravated battery, but prosecutors declined to file charges, TheSmokingGun.com says.
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    I hope he had a few of the shamwows to soak up his blood...............
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    He always seemed kinda sleezy to me, even when I thought he was a clean-cut 25-year-old kid because of that totally irritating voice of his

    The only guy on TV with a more irritating voice is that Billy Mays who used to pitch OxyClean. Someone needs to give both of them a Valium and turn off their microphone.

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    He paid $1000 for THAT?????????????????????????? He should have his junk slap chopped for that!
    CHIRP! CHIRP!

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    Guess she didn't love his... eh.. you know
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    I know it's wrong, but this is the first thing I thought of when I saw this.


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