Man gets drunk, strips naked, runs down the street claiming he's an illegal alien, and nearly punches a cop in the face hoping to get deported

**Terminator** · 04-06-09, 08:26 PM

PORT ST. LUCIE — A 28-year-old man was arrested after claiming to be an illegal alien and running naked down Southwest Bermel Avenue, according to a police report released Monday.
Roberto Carlos, of the 1500 block of Southwest Bermel Avenue, faces an indecent exposure charge in connection with the Saturday night incident.
Carlos, who was suspected of being intoxicated, told police he and his boyfriend were drinking beers and started arguing. Police suggested Carlos leave for the evening.
“Roberto stated he wanted to go to jail because he is an illegal alien and wanted to go back to Mexico,” the report states.
He said he planned to punch an officer in the face so he’d be arrested and was told it “was not in his best interest to execute those actions,” the report states.
That’s when Carlos stripped off his clothes and ran down the street before being caught.
Carlos told officers his name was Roberto C. Monarrez, but he was booked as Roberto Carlos.

**10-42Adam** · 04-06-09, 10:01 PM

Weird.

**TXCharlie** · 04-06-09, 10:13 PM

Memo to Roberto: Being charged with DWI and domestic violence doesn't automatically get anyone deported, so why should this?

I could probably make a few phone calls and find someone who would be happy to drive him down to the border and kick his butt out of the car, though.

**Terminator** · 04-06-09, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by TXCharlie

Memo to Roberto: Being charged with DWI and domestic violence doesn't automatically get anyone deported, so why should this?.

Actually, that's not true. In N.C., if you're illegal and convicted of DWI, you get deported.

**sgtbear111** · 04-06-09, 10:32 PM

Don't forget to stop by a Democrat Party office before leaving. They will register you to vote in any name you choose, as many times you want to vote.

Adios M.F.