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    Smelliest..crook..ever..

    We've all had smelly crooks, but this guy would have to be right up there...no pun intended.. Makes for an interesting field report though.


    Decomposing burglar found in chimney







    A Spanish burglar has died inside a chimney after becoming stuck during a break-in attempt.
    The body of the 30-year-old man, identified by police as Ricardo CG, was discovered by the owner of the home in the town of Moron de la Frontera on Tuesday.
    His hand and forearm could be seen sticking out the top of the chimney, local media reported.
    It is not known how long the man was wedged inside the chimney before he died, but his mother had reported him missing last week and his body had already started to decompose.
    A local businessman only used the property as a second home and could not identify how long the would-be thief had been stuck.
    He made the shocking discovery after finding his gate broken into and bricks broken off the fireplace.
    "Contrary to popular belief, you will not rise to the occasion, but will fall to the level of your training"

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    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    Santa Corpse............
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

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    I hope he wasn't Santa Claustrophobic...........
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

    Renniger-Richards-Griswold-Owens

 

 

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