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    "We got horny and just wanted to fuck." That's no way to explain why you were having sex in a car while two little kids were in the back seat

    MAY 18--Meet Danica Wallace and Jeremy Welch. The Ohio couple was arrested Friday after cops spotted them having sex in a car while Wallace's two small children were in the vehicle's back seat. According to a Springfield Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, Wallace, 24, was driving a Ford Taurus when she and Welch, 29, "pulled off the roadway to have sex." When police approached the vehicle, they discovered Wallace, naked from the waist down, astride a similarly pantsless Welch, who was seated in the front passenger seat. Welch, who was "extremely intoxicated," offered cops a simple explanation for the pair's conduct: "We got horny and just wanted to fuck!!" Wallace, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, claimed to have only consumed a 22-ounce bottle of Budweiser. "I'm not completely drunk," she assured police. Wallace was charged with drunk driving, child endangerment, and possession of drug paraphernalia. Welch was charged with public indecency. Wallace's children, ages four and 22 months, were turned over to a friend of hers.

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    Fantastic!


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    Sort of like my jackass deuce from Friday Mac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morris View Post
    Sort of like my jackass deuce from Friday Mac.
    I read that!
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    And the parents of the week award goes to...
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    Some people just don't have the common decency to go and get a room or go home. No, that would be too simple. What surprises me is that the kids didn't go to the state. What were they trying to do? Give her kids a crash course on sex ed?


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    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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    I vote them, couple of the year............. congrats morons!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Unreal, only in Ohio.

    i was thinking pudge, them amish buggies would be the shit though. Its like a Pick up truck, only with a cloth cap. lol......Hugh Hefner is coming to amish country baby! lmao
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    Yet another case of why we need reproduction restriction laws in this country.
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    Only because beatings are illegal........
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