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    Father Killed Over Dinner Rolls

    Man Killed in Fight Over Dinner Rolls
    AOL Crime News, National News(May 26) -- A 62-year-old man in Melvindale, Mich., died on Memorial Day after a fight with his 42-year-old daughter over food, according to local media reports.When police arrived at the home, the found the man alive, but he was later pronounced dead at a hospital in Dearborn, The Detroit News reported.Police believe the man was attacked after an argument with his daughter over some dinner rolls. The man had been stabbed, according to WDIV-TV, which has a video report from the scene. A gun was also involved in the argument, police said.Police found the daughter hiding in woods behind the home. She was arrested and is considered a suspect, police said. Some neighbors told WDIV that they had seen the daughter behaving erratically in the past, though they hadn't noticed any prior conflicts between her and her father.

    Imagine what she would have done for some of Buttercup's brownies....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Man Killed in Fight Over Dinner Rolls
    Imagine what she would have done for some of Buttercup's brownies....

    Just remember... If I say "pass that shit" you had better hand them brownies over
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    Alright, things are getting pretty freaky in htis neck of the woods. Thats only about 2 miles from the barricaded gunman we had on Friday.

    However I am so hungry right now I'd cap your a$$ for a jelly donut!!
    Insert witty comment and disclaimer here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Just remember... If I say "pass that shit" you had better hand them brownies over
    Some things are worth fighting for Dog Boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donut Aficionado View Post
    Alright, things are getting pretty freaky in htis neck of the woods. Thats only about 2 miles from the barricaded gunman we had on Friday.

    However I am so hungry right now I'd cap your a$$ for a jelly donut!!
    Man , you people in the Motor City sure do take your bake goods seriously.
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    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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    They must be really, really, good rolls.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    They must be really, really, good rolls.
    They would at least have to be croissants for me to go to the extra effort of killing someone at dinner.
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    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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    Did she use a butter knife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Just remember... If I say "pass that shit" you had better hand them brownies over
    You can say whatever you want, I'm not sharing my brownies with nobody. You want to fight over these brownies, I'll make the scene in "Heat" look like a bb gun fight.
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    I tell them to use this little test before they decide to do something. If they were to do what they're thinking about, and it became the lead story on the six o'clock news, would they be proud? Would their department be proud, and would their family be proud? It's a simple way to live your life both personally and professionally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    They must be really, really, good rolls.
    My wife makes these yeast rolls that literally melt in your mouth. I probably wouldn't kill for one, but I might dislodge an eyeball
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    My brownies aren't THAT good - those rolls must have been outstanding!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    They must be really, really, good rolls.
    Or really, really bad - he should have just smothered them in butter and ate them no matter how bad they were. Sometimes it doesn't pay to be a food critic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    My brownies aren't THAT good
    Uhm...yes they are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    My brownies aren't THAT good - those rolls must have been outstanding!
    I've still got crumbs in my molle vest where my partner tried to grab the last one!!!!! (might be a piece of his finger in there too)
    The six o'clock rule
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    I tell them to use this little test before they decide to do something. If they were to do what they're thinking about, and it became the lead story on the six o'clock news, would they be proud? Would their department be proud, and would their family be proud? It's a simple way to live your life both personally and professionally.

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    Y'all are on a roll.....

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    Haha I know someone that used to work for Melvindale PD, he says they get crazy stuff like that all the time. Maybe not to that extent but it's not surprising.

    And BC your brownies ARE that good.
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    Howcome everyone's had BC's brownies except me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    How come everyone's had BC's brownies except me?
    Don't feel too bad, Kittylynn and I haven't either. And I have "known" BC since the days of O . com . All I know is that they are to die for.


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