Ashton Kutcher calls for special ops action against North Korea

**Terminator** · 06-09-09, 09:00 PM

Ashton Kutcher has demanded American politicians race to free two US journalists convicted for illegally entering North Korea, insisting Monday's shock news of their imprisonment is "a national crisis".
The actor is among those outraged by reports Laura Ling and Euna Lee have been sentenced to 12 years behind bars.
The two Current TV reporters were found guilty of committing "a grave crime" against North Korea, and Kutcher took to his Twitter.com blog to appeal for help on the two journalists' behalf.
He writes, "This should be a national crisis... We have to demand that something be done."
Kutcher went so far as to suggest the US military should get involved, adding, "I say it’s special ops time… If we can save that Captain (Capt. Richard Phillips) from (Somalian) pirates, we can save these journalist (sic)."
Ling and Lee were reporting about the trafficking of North Korean women when they were arrested near the China-North Korea border on 17 March.

**TXCharlie** · 06-09-09, 09:12 PM

We should have destroyed their military bases and nuclear capability before they launched their first test missile - And issue an ultimatum that the bombing on the Capital will commence in 24 hours if the girls aren't returned unharmed.

Unfortunately, I have a feeling that a rescue mission will just result in more hostages. The girls were stupid for even going there, so we really can't afford to back down out of fear of killing them in the process of preventing a nuclear threat on the US, but we can try to do both at the same time.

We're still just in a cease fire with them, much as we were with Iraq. They obviously learned nothing from Iraq.

**Cidp24** · 06-09-09, 10:10 PM

I am not much of a student of world politics, but I have to wonder if North Korea is trying to push some buttons and start a fight for some reason. I can't see the benefit to them if they are.

**Five-0** · 06-09-09, 10:14 PM

I guess the special ops response is the trendy option now days. I would take a different approach.

Dear North Korea,

If you return our two citizens we will let you keep your navy. You have thirty minutes.

**MacLean** · 06-09-09, 10:19 PM

PS: Don't try anything with your shitty Air Force, or we will wipe that out too.

We estimate this will add 5 minutes to our mission plan.

**luckyme** · 06-09-09, 10:21 PM

We should petition the UN the send out a resolution condemning their actions, and threatening further reprimands if they don't comply. Yeah.. that'll do it.

**Sgt. Slaughter** · 06-09-09, 11:36 PM

Ashton's a moron.

Still, however, Kim Jong Il DOES need a Tomahawk cruise missile up his pooper.

**CTR man** · 06-09-09, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter

Ashton's a moron.

Still, however, Kim Jong Il DOES need a Tomahawk cruise missile up his pooper.

Sounds good to me.

Never could quite get over why most of these Hollywood actor liberal nutjobs think that just because their famous means that we want to listen to their spiel.

**Sgt. Slaughter** · 06-10-09, 12:01 AM

Eh....liberal or not - doesn't make them any more qualified to comment on world affairs than you or I. While refreshing to hear a non-liberal view from Hollyweird, that still doesn't mean I give it any more credence than the drivel that comes out of liberal mouths.

**TXCharlie** · 06-10-09, 12:06 AM

It makes him (and us) just as qualified to run the country as our current Commander in Chief

**MacLean** · 06-10-09, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by TXCharlie

It makes him (and us) just as qualified to run the country as our current Commander in Chief

If tactical or strategical military knowledge was a requirement, *I* am more qualified than the current office holder.

**Morris** · 06-10-09, 01:43 AM

Well Ashton, how about you get your pooter down to MEPS and get your ass to boot. Then you go fight the NoComs. Speaking from your pooter while boinking someone old enough to be your mother ain't impressing me much.

**Captain America** · 06-10-09, 02:08 AM

Maybe President Obama will make Kutcher the Special Ops Czar

**Captain America** · 06-10-09, 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by Morris

Well Ashton, how about you get your pooter down to MEPS and get your ass to boot. Then you go fight the NoComs. Speaking from your pooter while boinking someone old enough to be your mother ain't impressing me much.

Hell hath no fury like a non-combatant.

**Captain America** · 06-10-09, 02:18 AM

Originally Posted by Terminator

He writes, "This should be a national crisis... We have to demand that something be done."
Kutcher went so far as to suggest the US military should get involved, adding, "I say it’s special ops time… If we can save that Captain (Capt. Richard Phillips) from (Somalian) pirates, we can save these journalist (sic)."

"Dude, where is my gun?"

**IndianaFuzz** · 06-10-09, 04:23 AM

Originally Posted by Captain America

"Dude, where is my gun?"

Sorry man, but the thing won't let me rep you again yet. That sh*t is funny!

**mack** · 06-10-09, 06:35 AM

I tried but it won't let me rep him for ya, gotta spread it around first.

**Odd** · 06-10-09, 06:40 AM

Suppose North Korea would do an even trade for Ashton and Demi?

Seems to me everyone wins that way.

**Wolven** · 06-10-09, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by mack

I tried but it won't let me rep him for ya, gotta spread it around first.

I got him

**JLK** · 06-14-09, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by maclean

If tactical or strategical military knowledge was a requirement, *I* am more qualified than the current office holder.

so is my 7 year old son come think of it my 2 year old daughter has him beat also.

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