When a cop catches you and your teen girlfriend "parking" on the side of the road, it's probably best not to run over the officer about to bust you

[Terminator]

Evan Zuleger, 18, is facing charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Bexar County Sheriff's deputies say the young man and his girlfriend were parked in a Lexus on the side of the road near Babcock and Scenic Loop Road. A passing patrol officer took notice.
Deputy Ino Badillo said the patrol officer shined a spotlight on the car and started flashing his red and blue lights. Badillo says that's when Zuleger jumped from the back seat to the front, leaving his clothes still on the floor.
Deputies say Zuleger started driving the car straight toward the officer. He allegedly struck the officer in the hip and leg area. The arrest warrant says the officer fell to the ground and later had to go to the hospital.
Badillo says shortly after hitting the officer, Zuleger lost control of his car and smashed into a telephone pole. Not giving up, he jumped out of the car and took off running. Deputies say he still didn't have a stitch of clothing on.
However, besides his clothes, he also left his naked girlfriend behind in the crashed car to deal with the patrol officer.
Badillo said she had no problem giving up Zuleger's name and address.
However, when deputies knocked on the door of his Shavano Park home, Zuleger's maid answered and said Zuleger wasn't home.
Deputies say Zuleger ended up turning himself in Wednesday afternoon. In addition to the aggravated assault charges, deputies say he also could face charges of evading arrest and possession of marijuana.

[MacLean]

What was he going to be busted for? Screwing? What a dumbass.

I bet the girl is done with him, too.

[Pudge]

I bet the girl is done with him, too.

Oh, I dunno. The lil rich chick is probably bragging about how her man has "street cred" now.

[Ducky]

Lexus and a maid, I'll bet Mr Richie Rich never sees the inside of the courtroom.

[tapout]

Lexus and a maid, I'll bet Mr Richie Rich never sees the inside of the courtroom.

i was thinking the exact same thing

[pgg]

how come all these idiots have more money then the rest of us. Here we are working 80 hour weeks and still scrape by

[Ducky]

how come all these idiots have more money then the rest of us. Here we are working 80 hour weeks and still scrape by

Offhand, because we're honest and aren't the backstabbing corporate types? The one family I know that is honest and well off, the father has multiple degrees and takes jobs all over the world - and has maybe spent 4 months home of the last 6 years.

[pgg]

Offhand, because we're honest and aren't the backstabbing corporate types? The one family I know that is honest and well off, the father has multiple degrees and takes jobs all over the world - and has maybe spent 4 months home of the last 6 years.

That must be why his marraige has lasted, he doesn't have to see her every night

[MonsterMash]

There may be a legit reason for the kids actions. What did the chick he was banging look like? If she was ugly enough, then I can see why he wouldn't wanna be caught with her.




























All kidding aside, hope the officer recovers soon.