Hey, Sarge, I found this gun....

[PapaBear]

Obese inmate found with gun after 5 searches | Breaking News | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

Obese Houston inmate found with gun after 5 searches
An obese Harris County jail inmate turned over a pistol that had been hidden in the folds of his skin after he went through at least five searches upon his arrest and was booked into two different local lockups, authorities said.


George Vera, 25, is charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility. He also is charged with possessing or selling unlabeled recordings, the original reason for his arrest.

Authorities said he was caught with 439 compact disc recordings which did not have labels noting manufacturers or distributors.
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But the authorities did not say where they found the CDs. And I'm not even sure I want to know. ;-)

[pgg]

a neighboring county also had a similar incident a few years ago. Lady was searched by the arresting officer, transporting officer, 2 correctional deputies. After they were done she reached into her rolls and pulled out a .357 magnum revolver with a 6inch barrel. She then hands it to the officers and asks them if they could hold onto it because she wasn't allowed to have it in the jail.