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    The cat made me look at child porn

    Cats are evil, but I doubt they are this bad


    JENSEN BEACH, Fla. Authorities say a Martin County, Florida, man accused of downloading child pornography blamed the crime on his cat.
    According to a sheriff's report, Jensen Beach resident Keith Griffin told investigators that pornographic images downloaded when his cat jumped on his computer keyboard while he was downloading music.
    Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. He is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
    Sheriff's officials say a family friend is now caring for the cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    Sheriff's officials say a family friend is now caring for the cat.
    Hope the friend keeps the cat away from the computer!



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    It's Kitty Porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    Cats are evil, but I doubt they are this bad


    JENSEN BEACH, Fla. Authorities say a Martin County, Florida, man accused of downloading child pornography blamed the crime on his cat.
    According to a sheriff's report, Jensen Beach resident Keith Griffin told investigators that pornographic images downloaded when his cat jumped on his computer keyboard while he was downloading music.

    Who is he kitten?
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    He's one sick kat!
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    So he's saying that his five year old pussy was looking for the same?
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    I'm so disgusted at what I read in our local paper today about one of our own. I just find it hard to believe, but the truth is, I know better. I'm sure someone will read about it and post something.
    The six o'clock rule
    I tell them to act according to the six o'clock rule, a phrase that causes most of them to say, "Huh?"
    I tell them to use this little test before they decide to do something. If they were to do what they're thinking about, and it became the lead story on the six o'clock news, would they be proud? Would their department be proud, and would their family be proud? It's a simple way to live your life both personally and professionally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    So he's saying that his five year old pussy was looking for the same?
    Oh man...so wrong but so funny.
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