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08-08-09, 07:37 AM #1
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The cat made me look at child porn
Cats are evil, but I doubt they are this bad
JENSEN BEACH, Fla. — Authorities say a Martin County, Florida, man accused of downloading child pornography blamed the crime on his cat.
According to a sheriff's report, Jensen Beach resident Keith Griffin told investigators that pornographic images downloaded when his cat jumped on his computer keyboard while he was downloading music.
Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. He is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
Sheriff's officials say a family friend is now caring for the cat.
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08-08-09, 07:44 AM #2
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Hope the friend keeps the cat away from the computer!
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08-08-09, 11:03 AM #3
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It's Kitty Porn.
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08-08-09, 12:01 PM #4
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Originally Posted by 213th
Who is he kitten?SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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08-08-09, 05:27 PM #5
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He's one sick kat!
The six o'clock ruleI tell them to act according to the six o'clock rule, a phrase that causes most of them to say, "Huh?"
I tell them to use this little test before they decide to do something. If they were to do what they're thinking about, and it became the lead story on the six o'clock news, would they be proud? Would their department be proud, and would their family be proud? It's a simple way to live your life both personally and professionally.
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08-08-09, 07:24 PM #6
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So he's saying that his five year old pussy was looking for the same?
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08-09-09, 05:20 PM #7
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I'm so disgusted at what I read in our local paper today about one of our own. I just find it hard to believe, but the truth is, I know better. I'm sure someone will read about it and post something.
The six o'clock ruleI tell them to act according to the six o'clock rule, a phrase that causes most of them to say, "Huh?"
I tell them to use this little test before they decide to do something. If they were to do what they're thinking about, and it became the lead story on the six o'clock news, would they be proud? Would their department be proud, and would their family be proud? It's a simple way to live your life both personally and professionally.
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08-09-09, 08:24 PM #8
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Oh man...so wrong but so funny. Originally Posted by Ducky
"If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970
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