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    COP WEEKEND NABS ROBBER

    This Story is kinda funny since this is our Union's big golf outing, and there were several officers/deputies from our areas there


    Janesville man tries to rob bar during police weekend

    JANESVILLE (WKOW) -- A bandit walked into Quotes Bar and Grill Sunday night at the wrong time.

    He pretended to have a gun while wearing a bandana over his face. But little did he know, the Wisconsin Professional Officer Association's bar crawl was also at Quotes that night.

    The man walked into the bar at 11 o'clock at night, and a customer took the man down before brandishing his badge; he was an Eau Claire police officer.

    There was a police golf tournament earlier in the day, bringing police from all over the state to Janesville.

    The would-be-robber was identified as 18-year-old Alonzo Rucker. He told police he had no intention of robbing the place, and he was just wearing the bandana so people wouldn't recognize him.

    Janesville man tries to rob bar during police weekend - WKOW 27: Madison, WI Breaking News, Weather and Sports
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    That is hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post

    JANESVILLE (WKOW) -- A bandit walked into Quotes Bar and Grill Sunday night at the wrong time.

    I just had to do it. Target Selection Procedure - FAILED.
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    I guess he failed Robbery 101 in thug school.
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    He was covering his face because he had a blemish on it and was embarrassed, that was profiling on the officers part......shame on them.











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    So Shoestring... was that you in the video? I noticed you didn't even set your beer down
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    Here's a photo I found of him... From his expression, he doesn't look like the sharpest knife in the drawer

    Off Duty Cops Bust Alleged Crook Trying To Rob A Bar


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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Here's a photo I found of him... From his expression, he doesn't look like the sharpest knife in the drawer

    Off Duty Cops Bust Alleged Crook Trying To Rob A Bar

    Yeah, he does have that look to him. Grade school dropout?

    He pretended to have a gun while wearing a bandana over his face. Then he told police he had no intention of robbing the place, and he was just wearing the bandana so people wouldn't recognize him.
    This kid's credibility just took a major dump. Did he think that the police got off of the same "stupid" truck that he just did? He should apologize to the police for assaulting and insulting their intelligence.


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    I love stories like that
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