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    British supermarket launches extra-large condoms just in case submitter decides to visit their country

    A supermarket giant is to cater for well-endowed men by stocking extra large condoms.
    The new condoms - which are 10mm longer (about a half an inch) than the average 205mm (8 inch) version and 1mm wider - will go on sale in Tesco branches across the UK from tomorrow.
    A store spokeswoman said the launch of the Durex Extra Large range follows "overwhelming consumer demand".
    Healthcare buyer Nicola Evans added: "These new condoms are designed to allow larger men more comfort than ever before.
    "We know through customer research that there has been a growing demand for an extra large condom that is easily available in high street pharmacies.
    "In the last year there have been more than 200 calls from customers requesting the availability of an extra large condom."
    The most popular ranges of condom at the supermarket are currently Durex Fetherlite and Durex Extra Safe.

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    I hates to tell you, but 10mm longer and 1mm wider would never be notced

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    How many boxes of those will be purchased and never used or fall off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standard Dave View Post
    How many boxes of those will be purchased and never used or fall off
    Maybe guys will buy them just for show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Maybe guys will buy them just for show.
    Or buy them once and refill the box with standard size ones
    "all that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" Edmund Burke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standard Dave View Post
    Or buy them once and refill the box with standard size ones

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    Sounds like you speak with some experience in that matter.
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    Overwhelming demand?

    I wish I was one of those bastards. Assholes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ex401mp View Post
    Sounds like you speak with some experience in that matter.

 

 

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