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08-29-09, 09:28 PM #1
Darwin Award Of The Month
Woman burned filling gas can :: The SouthtownStar :: News
Not sure if this is a repost
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08-29-09, 09:35 PM #2
What a maroon. She is a shoe in for that award'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
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08-29-09, 09:38 PM #3
Was she hot?
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08-29-09, 10:33 PM #8
Must have been wearing a blazer...
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08-29-09, 10:34 PM #9
08-29-09, 10:42 PM #10
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08-29-09, 11:35 PM #11
You have to remove yourself from the gene pool to win a Darwin. Unfortunatly she can still spread her DNA.
08-30-09, 02:08 AM #12
You light up my life....SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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08-30-09, 06:52 AM #13\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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08-30-09, 09:32 AM #14
What an idiot.
08-30-09, 08:39 PM #15
She sure tried to go out with a blaze of glory. What an idiot. I am surprised that she didn't have burns to her face.
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08-31-09, 06:15 AM #16
The stupidity of some never ceases to amaze me! By the way, was she by chance blonde?
Did you hear about the dumb blonde that was filling her gas can up in her front seat? She lit her lighter to see how full it was.
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08-31-09, 08:32 AM #17
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