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08-29-09, 09:28 PM #1
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Darwin Award Of The Month
Woman burned filling gas can :: The SouthtownStar :: News
Not sure if this is a repost
" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
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08-29-09, 09:35 PM #2
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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What a maroon. She is a shoe in for that award
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08-29-09, 09:38 PM #3
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Was she hot?
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08-29-09, 10:04 PM #4
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Originally Posted by Jenna
Was she hot?
Oye.....
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08-29-09, 10:05 PM #5
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Originally Posted by Pudge113
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08-29-09, 10:17 PM #6
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Smokin' Originally Posted by Jenna
Was she hot?
Originally Posted by Herzen
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08-29-09, 10:18 PM #7
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Originally Posted by Odd
Smokin'
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08-29-09, 10:33 PM #8
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Must have been wearing a blazer...
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08-29-09, 10:34 PM #9
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Originally Posted by countybear
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08-29-09, 10:42 PM #10
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08-29-09, 11:35 PM #11
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You have to remove yourself from the gene pool to win a Darwin. Unfortunatly she can still spread her DNA.
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08-30-09, 02:08 AM #12
Reed and Malloy were my FTOs
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You light up my life....
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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08-30-09, 06:52 AM #13
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They give honorable mentions sometimes, to those who don't quite manage to die or castrate themselves. Originally Posted by Xiphos
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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08-30-09, 09:32 AM #14
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What an idiot.
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08-30-09, 08:39 PM #15
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She sure tried to go out with a blaze of glory. What an idiot. I am surprised that she didn't have burns to her face.
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08-31-09, 06:15 AM #16
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The stupidity of some never ceases to amaze me! By the way, was she by chance blonde?
Did you hear about the dumb blonde that was filling her gas can up in her front seat? She lit her lighter to see how full it was.
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08-31-09, 08:32 AM #17
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Who, Jenna??? Originally Posted by Buttercup
What an idiot.
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